Harbor

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Asianns are so bad at driving..

I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident

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I'm holding the door for this japanese guy..

He looks over and says, "Sank you!"

So I punched him in the face.. can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that

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The Boston Harbor got new wildlife after the Boston Tea Party.

They're called Tea Cucumbers.

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America: Hey England, Happy Fourh of July!

England: Where’s the T?

America: Threw it in the harbor.

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Pearl Harbor is the worst-rated port in Hawaii

In a single day, it got 29 zeroes

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If you look at how some Asian people are driving...

...you might think that Pearl Harbor was an accident.

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I dont understand why people think American people hate tea

I mean just look at the Boston Harbor

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Asians are so bad at driving...

That I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.

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With how bad Asians drive

I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident

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Asians are so bad at driving...

I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.

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Whos ready for some OC?!?!

Season 1 Episode 1

A troubled young man (Benjamin McKenzie) makes waves in a wealthy harbor-front community where the residents lead secret lives.

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A Japanese woman was alone at a party

After the bombing of Pearl Harbor. The other guests had heard that her husband was a highly decorated Japanese pilot and asked her where he was. She replied,
“He could not come uh... ‘cause he pilot “

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A Japanese woman was alone at a party

After the bombing of Pearl Harbor. The other guests had heard that her husband was a highly decorated Japanese pilot and were concerned that he was not with her. When they asked where he was she replied,
“He could not come, uh, ‘cause he pilot”.

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A Japanese woman was alone at a party after the bombing of Pearl Harbor

The other guests had heard that her husband was a highly decorated Japanese pilot and were concerned why he was not with her. They asked where he was and she replied,
“He could not come, uh, ‘cause he pilot “.

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Asian people are such bad drivers that I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident

Lol

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How do Americans make their tea?

By throwing it in the harbor.

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My grandfather never forgave the Japanese for Pearl Harbor.

Until I explained to him that it was the Americans who made that movie.

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My grandfather died in a plane crash.

The United States was pretty mad but I thought Pearl Harbor deserved it.

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A Chinese guy and a Jewish guy happen to be sitting next to each other at a bar

he Jewish guy takes a shot and tells the Chinese guy, "Fuck you for Pearl Harbor." The Chinese guy says, "Hey man, that was the Japanese!" The Jewish guy says, "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference." A little while later the Chinese guy is good and drunk, and he hauls off and hits the Jewish guy in the face. "That was for the Titanic!" He says. The


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On a scale of 1-10 how enthusiastically did Mitsubishi observe Pearl Harbor day?

Zero

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Why did Japan bomb Pearl Harbor?

Because someone asked for supplies

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My grandpa is still mad at the Japanese for Pearl Harbor.

I had to explain to him that it was the Americans who made that movie.

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My grandpa is still mad at the Japanese for Pearl Harbor.

I had to explain to him that it was the Americans who made that movie.

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When Hitler learned about the attacks on Pearl Harbor, he himself stated that the war would now be impossible to lose.

That was surely on his mind before he shot himself

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What do you call a burnt Hawaii pizza?

A Peral Harbor

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With the way I see Asian people driving, it got me thinking...

Pearl Harbor might have been an accident.

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An extremely long joke. (Totally worth it)

There once was two squirrels. There was a baby squirrel and a momma squirrel. One night baby squirrel wakes up from a bad dream. He looks around and sees that momma squirrel is not there, so he decides to go look for her. He walks outside and sees momma squirrel walking across the park. He decides to follow her and goes across the park to the street. He sees momma squirrel walk across the street,


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Did you know that all of the boats in Norway have bar codes on the side?

So when the ships come to harbor they can Scandanavian.

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No one responsible - lawyers welcome to read!

The authorities of Odessa harbor hire a brigade of local painters for a simple job - to freshly paint an old steamship stationed at the quay.

The work is finished. The brigade gets paid. The steamship is shining white after the renovation.

The ship leaves the quay, then turns round and - ...Oops... - everyone sees that the other side is brown-rusty, without a single touc


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Scandinavia has a bar code on all of their battleships to keep track of them.....

When the ships enter the harbor, they scan-da-navy-in.

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HAPPY FOURH OF JULY

Looking for the T?

It's in Boston Harbor.

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The Bri ish are coming! The Bri ish are coming!

“Where’s the T?”
“In the harbor!”

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Considering how bad Asian drivers are...

I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.

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Asians are so bad at driving..

That I think Pearl Harbor was an accident

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What did Roosevelt say after the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor?

I won't stand for this.

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Did you know that America holds the record for the worlds largest cup of tea?

Its about the size of the Boston harbor.

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Considering how bad of drivers Asians are...

I’m starting to think that maybe Pearl Harbor was an accident

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Why is foreskin like a boat harbor?

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A Chinese man and a Jewish man were walking along one day

A Chinese man and his Jewish friend were walking along one day when the Jewish man whirled and slugged the Chinese man and knocked him down.

"What was that for?" the Chinese man asked.

"That was for Pearl Harbor!" the Jewish man said.

"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese. I'm Chinese."

"Chinese, Japanese, y


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Why does the Norwegian military have barcodes on its ships?

So when they return to the harbor they can Scandinavian.

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How do Americans make tea?

By throwing it into the harbor.

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Once there was a man named Jack.

Once there was a man named Jack. He was a Jack of all trades, a real jack of spades. Although some, said he didn’t know jack, he was Jack so, he knew plenty about Jack. He had two pets, a jack rabbit and a jack ass. For employment he ran a pallet jack in a factory and that’s why he didn’t have jack for money. After eating Apple Jacks for breakfast he went to his car but, found it


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I'm just like Pearl Harbor...

no seaman left...

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Bruce was driving over the Sydney Harbor Bridge when he saw his girlfriend Sheila just about to throw herself off the bridge into the water far below

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A speedboat driver crashed and died in a local harbor race yesterday. He died doing what he loved best.

Living

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A psychiatrist is getting ready for work.

His wife asks him "What are you doing today?".

The psychiatrist answers "Nothing major. Just a session with a guy who thinks he is Emperor Hirohito." and leaves.

After he comes back, the wife asks him "How did it go?"

The psyhiatrist answers "We're attacking Pearl Harbor tomorrow. Those Yankees won't even know what


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What do a porcupine and a harbor have in common?

Each birth is a C-section.

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I prefer my tea American style..

Mixed with the salt of Boston Harbor.

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Asians are such bad drivers...

I'm starting to think the Pearl Harbor was an accident.

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I like my tea like I like my sexual partners.

Dumped into the Boston Harbor.

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