Gust

Jokes

My Dad was working on a roof when a gust of wind blew the ladder down

He said “I’m counting on you now son.”
I replied with “don’t worry dad, I won’t let you down.”

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Did you hear about the guy who died in a light gust of wind?

He was killed by debris

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They say the golden wind comes in during this month...

Au gust

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The Flash is walking along down the beach...

Flash stops in his tracks when ahead of him he sees Wonder Woman laying on her back with her legs spread wide open, naked in all her glory.Flash takes a moment to think to himself, "I could probably fly in there, do the nasty and get out before she notices!"

After contemplating it for a little longer he decides to go for it, he unzips his pants and flies in\-


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Jesus, Moses, and an old bearded guy are all golfing...

It’s a par 5 and Moses hits his tee shot first and it lands in the fairway.

Jesus hits his tee shot also in the fairway but a little further than Moses’s.

The old bearded guy steps up and shanks his tee shot way to the right. The ball bounces off a tree in to a pond where a turtle grabs the ball in his mouth spits it on to the green and a duck kicks it near


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What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

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A big moron and a little moron were standing on the edge of a roof. Suddenly a gust of wind came and the big one fell off, but the little one didn't. Why?

He was a little more on.

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A farmer was watching his cattle grazing on a breezy day...

...when a gust of wind swept over the pasture and blew all the cows over. But the farmer noticed that the bulls stayed standing. When the wind died down the cows got back up and began grazing with the bulls again.

Minutes later, another gust of wind blew across the pasture knocking all the cows over, as the bulls on chowed away on their feet. The farmer scratched his head in bewilderm


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What did the hipster say to the gust?

[deleted]

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What did the hipster say to the sudden gust of wind?

[deleted]

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Super-man was feeling horny...

And decides to go flying around, looking for girls . While flying next to an island, he sees wonder-woman lying naked on the beach, squirming around, looking very attractive. He decides he is going to fly by wonder woman and quickly have sex with her and fly away before she even notices what happened.
When he does this, Wonder-woman sits up from the sand and goes: "did you feel that


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Hurricane 1 asks Hurricane 2, "which one of us do you think is stronger?"

Hurricane 2 replies, "your gust is as good as mine."

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Two men are at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building

After a long week of work, Buddy's decide to celebrate the weekend by getting absolutely wasted.

3 hours later and 9 drinks, they are completely drunk.

One of the men turns to his buddy, points to the window and slurs "You know, the winds are so high out here, that if you jump out you'll get pushed right back."

His buddy replies "Wha


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It's a good thing word processors were invented before the internet.

Other wise every 1 whould gust poste every thing on line too have it spell cheked.

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2 drunks

Two drunk men are sitting in a restaurant on the top floor of a skyscraper. The first drunk says to the other "Hey you wanna see something cool? Com'ere!" The second drunk follows him over to the window. The first drunk pulls out $20 and says "I bet you twenty bucks that I can jump out this window and the updraft will bring me right back in." The second drunk snorts and w


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Superman's flying way up high over New York when his super vision allows him to sees Wonder Woman lying naked on the roof of a tall building.

He gets an odd thought and he's conflicted because he knows he shouldn't but he's also horny. "Fuck it" he reasons, I could fly down there,screw her with my super speed and she'd never know what had happened,so down he flies.

Wonder Woman feels a sharp strong gust of wind and says "What the hell was that?"

The invisible man whose ha


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A reformed Mexican gangbanger was trying to change his life...

so he decides to go back to school and one night he was writing a book report, he was sitting at his desk by the window and a gust of wind knocked his papers away and scattered outside...he says "Come back here essay!"

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What did the Mexican say when a gust of wind blew his homework out the window?

Come back essay!

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