One fine day, the three billy goats...
One fine day, the three billy goats gruff went out for a walk. They took their usual path over the sweet grassy hills towards the river where they would cross the stone bridge and climb the mountain.
When they reached the bridge they were surprised to see the Troll waiting for them, standing in the path instead of his usual place under the bridge. "Stop right there!"
Man walks into a bar brushing his teeth
As he walks in, people look around, because what he's doing is really peculiar.
When he reaches the bartender, he throws the toothbrush on the floor, asks for a little water(to get rid of the toothpaste in his mouth) and orders orange juice
bartender:please don't do this
man:\*in gruff voice\* give me a glass of orange juice.
On a busy day at the ATC control tower, the ATC, in a very gruff German accent says "Have you never flown to Berlin before"?
To which the pilot answered "Yes, in 1945 but I wasn't looking to land".
Batman went to a restaurant.
Shortly after being seated, the waiter asks if he would like a drink.
"Water." Batman says in his gruff voice.
"Would you like ice and a lemon?"
Batman looks at him and says: "Justice."
Why did the gay chicken love his dad even though he was really gruff and super strict?
He was a hard cock.