Grit

Jokes

I fixed the President of Russia's car

No matter how much grit I Putin, it kept on Stalin

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What's the difference between menstrual blood and grit?

You can't gargle grit

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What's the difference between menstrual blood and grit?

You can't gargle grit

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Damn girl, are you 600 grit sandpaper?

because you fine.

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What did the 50 grit sandpaper say to the 400 grit sandpaper?

Dammmmnnnnn you fine as hell!

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What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it.

I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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In honor of the VikingsPackers game on Saturday...

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

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