Graze

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Who was a cow's favorite James Bond actor and James Bond girl actress?

Roger Moo and Graze Jones.

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If cows wander into a marijuana field do you think they 420 graze it?

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A farmer accidentally let his cows graze on his weed field

Dinner that night was high steaks

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Finding the clit is a lot like playing one of those claw machines.

You gotta tease it, and work to get the prize. If you're lucky, you might touch it on the first try. You might graze it, some are lucky to get ahold of it. Most are gonna fuck it up. It's okay though, cos even if you drop it, if you just shove something in it and try again it's like the first fuckup never happened.


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What is reincarnation? A cowboy asks his friend.

It starts, his old pal told him, when your life comes to an end.

They wash your neck and comb your hair and clean your fingernails,

And put you in a padded box away from life's travails.

The box and you goes in a hole that's been dug in the ground.

Reincarnation starts in when you're planted neath that mound.

Them clod


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Why do cows have four stomachs?

Graze anatomy

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A herd of cattle got into a cannabis farm and began to graze...

When asked how serious the situation was, the owner responded, "the steaks have never been higher!"

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What's a cows favorite Tv drama?

Graze Anatomy

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Caesar The Bull

Caesar The Bull

A Wyoming rancher had a bull named Caesar who was

getting old, so he decided to sell him on the auction market.

The only problem was that the nearest railroad was miles

away and across across a river that hadn't yet been bridged.

Since Caesar had grown somewhat crotchety in his old age

the rancher or


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Two shepherds meet on a field

So they sit down to rest and let their sheep graze.

After some talking, one shepherd asks the other one:

Shepherd 1: So, friend, do you have, you know, with your sheep?
Shepherd 2: What? No, are you crazy? No!
- Oh come on now, it's just the two of us here, you can tell me.
- Alright then, yeah I do sometimes
- Yeah I knew it. So how do you pi


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I accidentally let my cows graze in a patch of marijuana, and if anyone finds out I could lose everything.

The steaks have never been higher.

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What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it

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Releases 420 cows on the field

Graze it. Jk bye

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Cow jokes that had to be shared

-Why is there a high gang rate amongst cows? They've all got beef.
-Why was the cow a terrible sharpshooter? All he did was graze.
-How can you tell if there are cows hiding near by? You can hear them uttering to each other.
.....thank you

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Where do all of the wild ham beasts graze?

In the butter fields!

If you like laffy taffy than you will recognize that this joke is done in the syle of those. I doubt laffy taffy would print this one though!

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Where do all of the ham beasts graze?

In the butter fields!

This joke was inspired by laffy taffy style jokes.

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