Gossip

Jokes

Why do people avoid having sex with gossip queens?

They've got loose lips.

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In which month do women gossip the least?

February, cause it has only 28 days

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Studies have shown that more information gets passed through water-cooler gossip than memos.

which puts me at a disadvantage, because I bring my own water to work.

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Why doesnt Voldemort ever know any gossip?

He can’t nose around in anyone’s business.

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One space rock, said to the other space rock, got any more gossip on the affair? The other space rock replied, yeah, turns out Carls mistress... is a man!

Space rocks always love when the story gets meteor.

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Q:What did the infertile person think about the gossip?

Q:What did the infertile person think about the gossip?


A: They don't give a jizz

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What do you call a mushroom that likes to gossip?

A shit-talkie

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The town gossip popped into an Australian bar and asked Anyone hear what cardinal Pell got for sleeping with them choir boys?

A very sad drunk in the back hollered out ‘usually it was two candy bars’

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What do you call an instigated celebrity?

An inclination of 1080p gossip.

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Why does Pinocchio love gossip?

Because he is so nosey

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Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?

Actually, i shouldn't spread it.

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Why are butter knives great at gossip?

They love to spread the sweet stuff.

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Have you heard the gossip about butter?

Actually nah, i should'nt spread it..

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Whats it called when a group of people gossip at a Red Sox home game?

The Boston Tea Party

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Why is voldemort not a gossip?

He keeps his nose out of other people's business

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Karen's patient husband was right by her side when she had a headache.

She told him that if anything could cure her headache, it would be him just being there for her and listening. So he sat by her side and listened as she spoke about every other time she had had a headache, and about her other medical concerns, and about neighborhood gossip. He brought her a cup of tea and sat with her for an hour and a half. After that time, she told him that she had been right an


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My Moms sister is always listening so that she can gossip.

We call her Ant Enna.

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What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumor (or gossip)

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Gossip Girl, but in reddit.

"Chuck. Aren't you done trying to destroy my night?"

"Look, I should have never abandoned you. You know I made the wrong decision as soon as your plane took off. Distracted myself all summer, hoping I wouldn't feel it, but I still do."

"And?"

"I was scared. Scared that if we spent the whole summer together, just us


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A woman confronts the local gossip.

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What do you call a monkey who likes to gossip?

A blaboon.

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Have you heard the gossip about butter?

Actually, nah I shouldn't spread it.

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What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip)

Telegram
Telephone
Tell a woman
Perhaps not very politically correct in the times we live in, but worth a slight chuckle.

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Catholic gossip...

I just heard that the pope has made another new rule...

it's okay now to kiss a nun!

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just as long as you don't get into the habit.

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Church Gossip

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To enjoy gossip you really need to

have a sense of rumour.

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How men gossip

three friends Joe , Richard and Tony are gossiping at a bar, when joe says,
i think Matt might be gay. Richard says, no way he is straight as they come.again Joe says, maybe he is bisexual or maybe even bicurious. then Tony says,
Joe do you think that your that handsome that every guy wants to fuck you in the ass.
Joe was silent


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Three quickest ways of spreading a rumour or gossip

What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).

Telegram

Telephone

Tell a woman

Perhaps not very politically correct in the times we live in, but worth a slight chuckle.

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Startling gossip

A businessman returned home from the office with some startling gossip. He informed his wife that he'd heard that their neighbor is apartment 4-G had fucked every woman in the building except one. "That's right," replied the wife. "Its that stuck-up Mrs. Choen on the eight floor!"


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All women in the workplace do is...

All that women in the workplace do, is gossip, talk about their kids and complain about their marriage.

I gotta get out of this house!

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Gods on vacation

The gods were planning on where to spend their next vacations; Shiva suggested: "what about Neptune?", then Allah said: "It's too cold!"; Zeus then suggested: "Let's go to Mars!", then Buddha replied "Nah, we went there last time!". So someone spoke "What about Earth?", for God to reply: "no way, Earth people like to gossip too much.


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Why won't Malia and Sasha Obama's classmates gossip about them?

Because they know their father can read their emails.

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