Before reading the Jeffrey Epstein report, I always thought Al Gore was really into finding ManBearPig...
But this whole time he was really just into ChildBearPigs.
What do you call a metaphor for an environmentalist?
Did you know Al Gore was born with an extra molar?
It was an inconvenient tooth.
What do climate change activists and a computer program have in common?
An Al Gore Rhythm.
How do we know that Al Gore invented the Internet?
Because everything runs via the Al-Gore-rhythm!
What does a computer program and climate change have in common?
An Al Gore rhythm!!
I made a math equation explaining vice presidents
I call it Al Gore-ithim
Did you know that Al Gore founded an educational program that uses music to teach math?
It's called "Al Gore Rythms"
Did you that Al Gore just released a Hip-Hop album about how he invented the internet?
It's called Al-Gore-Rhythms.
You know how I know Al Gore invented the Internet?
The whole thing runs on algorithms
I've heard Al Gore is a great drummer
He writes some complex Al Gore rhythms
What do you call a sequence of dance moves made by Al Gore?
Staunch McDauntless surveyed the tattered defensive line.
They’d stood up well for the first six waves, but the claw zombies got through on the seventh, and nearly cut them all to ribbons.
Sargent Pickles lowered his ‘nocs, and noted dully, “They’re coming again. More this time. Looks like this’ll be our last fight.”
Staunch didn’t like the hollow resignation in his old friends voice
Why is Al Gore an incel?
The thought of chads makes him cringe.
Some people claim Al Gore dances too robotically
He says its just his Al Gore rhythm
What does it would be called if there's a huge wave with full of dead bodies?
Wikipedia says that Politician Al Gore and actor Tommy Lee Jones were roommates at Harvard
They had a third roommate, who’s currently questioning all of his life choices 😄
Tight Al Gore
You really don't get it, right?
What's an Algorithm?
It's what makes Al Gore dance so good.
How do politicians solve math problems?
They use the Al Gore Rhythm.
Florida voting recount has finally been completed.
Turns out the winner was actually Al Gore.
If Vice President Al Gore was a musician.....
He could call his group “The Al Gore Rhythms”
People had a rough time with An Inconvenient Truth
It was all the Gore-y details.
What do you call a Mathematical song that could save the environment?
I said to my friend, lets take turns naming American Vice Presidents.
Al Gore first.
Somebody attacked Bill Clinton's vice president with a chainsaw.
Witnesses described a mess of blood and Gore.
Why didn't the parents let their kids watch the documentary on global warming?
Too much Gore...
Why was Al Gore scientifically a great dancer?
Because of his Al Gore Rythyms.
Google has decided to heavily push a save the planet program.
They’re making Al-Gore-ithms to help speed things along.
My newsfeed keeps showing me a video of a former US Vice President playing the drums...
It must be Facebook’s Al Gore rhythms.
Al Gore may not have invented the Internet...
But he did invent Al-gore-ithms
I woke up this morning with a headache
I dreamt of Donald Trump driving me to KFC with the cute Trump girl in the backseat. I was confused when we got to KFC because it was a Chinese KFC with Al Gore at the drive through.
Al Gore told me “If you don’t start making changes and stop Trumps refusal to address climate change the sands of time are coming to a end”
I replied, “I just want t
The 45th Vice President of the USA created an entirely new drumbeat
The Al Gore Rhythm
Al Gore at a tea party
Al Gore: Knock knock
Tea drinker: Whose there?
Al Gore: Interrupting polar bear
Tea drinker: Interrupting polar bear, who?
Al Gore: Polar bear is dead because of global warming.
What did Al Gore call his ingrown molar?
An Inconvenient Tooth
You know how Al Gore invented the internet?
Well he also invented a rhythm for it. It's a powerful rhythm, it's called the Al Gore Rhythm.
Bush cheated using voting machines in Florida during the 2000 election
He screwed with the Al Gore rhythm.
(NSFW) "Dirt Gore Anthem", a parody of "Dirt Road Anthem" by Jason Aldean.
This is a parody of the country masterpiece "Dirt Road Anthem" by Jason Aldean. It also serves as a parody of my exhaustive hours/days/weeks spent surfing "gore sites" ala Ogrish. Man, I'm a fucking neckbeard.
"Killin' on a dirt road
Propped-back, twitchin' like I'm Jim Jones
Blood splattered on the windshield
What does the cannibal call the drink he makes from the remains of beautiful people?
What does Al Gore play on his guitar?
What do computer sciences and climate change dance parties have in common?
Al Gore rhythms
I heard Al Gore say hes close to finishing an all explaining algoritm.
All he needs is rhythm.
Al Gores new band
Did you hear the Al Gore started a band based on math equations?
It's called "Al Gore Rhythm"
What do you call Al Gore when hes playing the bass?
How do you program global warming?
using an Al-Gore-ithm
I couldnt figure out why my Twitter feed only showed videos of Ex vice presidents dancing.
Turns out it’s just the Al gore rhythm
Who invented the internet as we know it today?
What do you call a homicidal musician mathematician politician?
What politician loves to sing, dance and do math at the same time?
Al Gore because he has Al Gore rythm
Al Gore was a programmer and moreover, a poet
All his poems are now called AlGoreRhythms.