Goodwill

Jokes

A down syndrome Goodwill employee drops a vase and it breaks. The manager screams "You re-re-

-really dont have to wh-wh-worry about it. You are doing a f-f-f-fine job Chris!"

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I saw a guy hauling a bunch of seats to the local Goodwill

He must be making a chair-itable donation.

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What's a Rastafarians favourite movie?

Goodwill Bun-ting!

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My wifes been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst.

So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.

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Wife Missing

My wife has been missing for a week. The police called me and said to prepare for the worst. So I went back to Goodwill and bought all her clothes back.

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A man dying of cancer asks his wife if she will re-marry...

Wife: I suppose I will

Husband: Do you think your next husband will drive my truck when I’m gone

Wife: Well, the truck is an asset to the family and helps get chores done so I think so yes.

Husband: That makes sense... what about my clothes? What will you do with them?

Wife: Well, I’d probably donate them to a church or goodwill I


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My wife had been missing for a week.

The cops said to prepare for the worst.
So I went down to Goodwill and got all her clothes back.

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I used to donate sperm all the time!

But im not allowed in that goodwill anymore :(

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My wife has been missing a week now.

The police said to prepare for the worst.
So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.

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My mom said she needed something new to watch...

I suggested Good Will Hunting.

She said, "I've already watched that and it was disappointing. They didn't find a single goodwill in that movie.

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Did you hear about the mass shooting at the thrift shop?

The killer was said to be goodwill hunting.

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If Robin Williams was a Redditor, he wouldn't go Karma Farming

He's go Goodwill Hunting

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My wife's been missing for a week and the police said to prepare for the worst.....

...so I went to Goodwill and got all her clothes back.

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What did Matt Damon do when he went looking for a used sports coat?

He went Goodwill Hunting

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What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping?

Goodwill Hunting.

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I pick up chicks at Goodwill. They're cheap and you can return them for a tax write off.

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My wife has disappeared...

She's been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So I went down to Goodwill and got all her clothes back.

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I made a trip to Goodwill today. When I pulled into the parking lot, I noticed that every single handicap spot had already been parked in.

I'm still not sure why they staffed so heavily on a Tuesday...

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A state trooper knocks on Mr. Smith's door...

"Mr. Smith," The officer goes on, "as you know, we have been searching for your missing wife for the last 10 days. We've put our best men and our most advanced resources into the search. The governor is going to call a press conference this evening to call off the search. I'm here to tell you that you should prepare for the worst."

So, Mr. Smith says,


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Wife Missing

My wife has been missing for a week. The police called me and said to prepare for the worst. So I went back to Goodwill and bought all her clothes back.

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A lost amp found note as a gesture of goodwill.

Whoever lost a Rolex I report "the time now is 20 minutes after seven"

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4 story building in Philadelphia being demolished collapses on top of Goodwill store with 14 people inside.

One dead, thirteen injured, twenty-nine taken to the hospital.

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A CNN reporter is in Israel

She see's a man praying by the Wailing Wall. She walks up to the man and begins interviewing him.

"Sir, how long have you been praying here"

Looking at his watch, the man replies, "I have been praying here for 60 years, 3 months, 17 days, and 3 hours"

"Sir, what have you been praying for"

"I have been prayi


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My wife's been missing for two weeks and the police said to prepare for the worst.

So I went to the Goodwill and got her clothes back.

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