Gnarly

Jokes

NSFW Yo momma's...

Yo momma's pussy so grey and gnarly, timber wolves scent her a cease and desist letter.

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What did the surfer from iraq say when the other dude rode a gnarly wave?

totALLA tubulAKBAR

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I once woke up in this room

Where some guy was trying to do all kinds of gnarly shit to me, with these strange tools, and I was like: "Who the hell are you?" and he said "I'm your fucking dentist asshole"

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How do you know when a surfer has drowned?

There's a Gnarly Wake

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After that whole ring fiasco, Gandalf was in the Shire talking with Merry and Pippen...

"So, you went through the dark forest and met my friends the tree hearders. The Ents. Tell me about your journey."

Merry began. "They were all so big and mean and full of energy. All they did was rant and insult us!"

"Most of them, yes!" added Pippen. "Then we met old Gnarly Bark. He was much more sedate and relaxed. In fact, he told us


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What do you call a Rasta on a surf board?

Bob Gnarly

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What do you call that gnarly smell around cow pastures?

DAIRY-AIR!

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