A man and a woman hits it off at a dance...
They both liked what they saw and decided to go back to his place. One thing led to another, and soon they gravitated to the bedroom and proceeded to undress.
The first thing he removed was his socks and shoes. She noted his feet were withered and crooked. When asked, he responded that when he was six, he contracted toe-lio.
She looked at him confused. “You mean pol
So A guy goes to the doctor...
Guy: "hey doc my dong is real messed up."
Doctor: " Well lets take a look." Guy whips his dick out....
Doctor:(Gasps) " Damn!!!"
The doctor is confronted with a Gnarled, twisted dangle unlike any other.
Doctor: "Well..Uhh I gotta run some tests it'll take a couple days, i'll get back to you&q
Dirty Johnny's mom is in the kitchen cooking dinner...
Johnny runs up to her, tugs on the tails of her skirt--
"Momma, are we having shrimp for dinner?"
She tells him, "No, Johnny, we're having meatloaf."
Johnny says, "Oh. Well, Grandma's having shrimp!"
"What do you mean Grandma's having shrimp?"
So Johnny takes his mom's hand, leads her into the living