Glitter

Jokes

I put glitter and sparkles on a turd once

It was pretty shit

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Its not easy being green

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Did you hear about the guy dripping his testicles in glitter?

Pretty nuts

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What do you call a man with glitter on his genitals?

Pretty nuts

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A man was arrested for dipping his testicles into glitter at the craft store.

It was pretty nuts.

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Have you heard about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?

Pretty nuts!

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Have you heard about this trend of guys putting glitter on their balls?

It's pretty nuts.

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Have you heard about the trend of guys putting glitter on their balls?

It's pretty nuts.

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Did you hear about the guy that dipped his testicles in glitter?

Pretty nuts

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Did you hear about the the guy the dipped his testicles in glitter?

Pretty nuts

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Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?

Pretty nuts.

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Did you hear about the guy who liked to dip his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts.

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Did you hear about the guy who dipped his ball sack in glitter?

Pretty nuts!

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Did you hear about the guy that dipped his testicles in glitter?

pretty nuts.

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Disco Balls

There’s some guy running around my neighborhood dunking his testicles in glitter. He’s pretty nuts.

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The police are on the lookout for a guy who's going to arts and craft stores and dipping his testicles in the glitter...

...pretty nuts!

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Police have reported a man going into craft stores and dipping his testicles in glitter

It's pretty nuts

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NSFW. Did you hear the one about the guy who dipped his testicle in glitter?

It's pretty nuts.

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There's a guy going around dipping his testicals in glitter

Its pretty nuts tbh

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There is a guy going around dipping his testicles in glitter

It's pretty nuts

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Your so gay..

People throw you at glitter.

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I dont know why I decided to eat glitter.

Turns out it was a pretty shitty idea.

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Q: Have you heard about the guy who likes to dip his balls in glitter?

A: Yeah, he's Pretty Nuts.

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There was man running around the city naked, with his testicles covered in glitter,...

Pretty nuts, huh?

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Police have warned of a man in craft stores dipping his testicles in glitter.

It’s pretty nuts.

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They found a guy in hobby lobby dipping his testicles in the glitter bins

One eye witness was quoted as saying "It was pretty nuts!"

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Your momma's so fat, last time she wore a glitter dress...

... the Hubble telescope thought it had discovered a new galaxy.

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Theres this guy at work who likes to sneak into the supply closet during lunch to dip his testicles in the glitter...

Pretty nuts.

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A guy goes into a craft store and secretly dips his testicles into every glitter box he can find...

It was pretty nuts if you think about it.

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Glitter Box

a box or tray containing tiny, shiny and colorful granular absorbent material into which a cat can urinate or defecate.

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Apparently there is a man in the neighborhood putting glitter on his testicles and showing everyone....

Pretty nuts, huh?

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My cat is such a diva...

She only uses kitty glitter.

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Police have reported a man going into local craft stores

He’s been dipping his testicles in glitter. It’s pretty nuts.

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As a man, I love Christmas season!

I *never* get questioned about having glitter anywhere on me

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Theres a guy going around dipping his testicles in glitter

It’s pretty nuts.

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There's a guy going around dipping his testicles in glitter.....

It's pretty nuts.

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There's a guy going around dipping his testicles in glitter.

It's pretty nuts

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A man was recently caught for breaking into craft stores and dipping his testicles in glitter.

It’s pretty nuts.

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Im going to decorate my balls with tinsel and glitter this year for Xmas.

Yeah, it’s pretty nuts.

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Did you hear about the guy dipping his balls in glitter?

It was pretty nuts.

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Police have reported a man going into local craft stores and dipping his testicles in glitter

It's pretty nuts.

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Have you heard about the guy dipping his testicles in glitter?

Its pretty nuts.

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Theres a guy going around dipping his testicles in glitter

It’s pretty nuts

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GUY'S, there have been police reports of a guy going into arts amp craft stores and dipping his balls in the glitter.....

Its pretty nuts..

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A dude has been going around town with his balls covered in glitter

It's pretty nuts.

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Apparently there's this new trend of mixing glitter with jokes

It's pretty shit

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My grandma made a sweater with glitter yarn

It was pretty knit

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So theres this guy going around dipping his testicles in glitter

He's an investment banker at Goldman Sachs

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I saw a girl pour glitter into an ice box...

It's pretty cool.

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I've been seeing a lot of glitter jokes lately

They're pretty funny

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