Giver

Jokes

What do Canadians say when exchanging gifts?

Just giver

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If Lebron James went to France and came third in a championship the prize giver would be like:

Le bronze medal goes to LebronJames !

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Why did the prophecy giver have to get glasses?

They were short sighted. They couldn't *farsee* the future.

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What do you call a person who falls for a tech support scam?

An Indian giver.

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My vegan girlfriend said it's my turn to cook tonight so I'm going to giver her a big, bloody steak and a cucumber.

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If it's one thing I hate, it's an Indian-giver...

No, I take that back.

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She asked me to giver her 9 inches and make it hurt.

So I fucked her 3 times and then Punched her in the Mouth.

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" I've had Pink stuck I. My head ALL day"

- The Giver

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