What do Canadians say when exchanging gifts?
If Lebron James went to France and came third in a championship the prize giver would be like:
Le bronze medal goes to LebronJames !
Why did the prophecy giver have to get glasses?
They were short sighted. They couldn't *farsee* the future.
What do you call a person who falls for a tech support scam?
An Indian giver.
My vegan girlfriend said it's my turn to cook tonight so I'm going to giver her a big, bloody steak and a cucumber.
If it's one thing I hate, it's an Indian-giver...
No, I take that back.
She asked me to giver her 9 inches and make it hurt.
So I fucked her 3 times and then Punched her in the Mouth.
" I've had Pink stuck I. My head ALL day"
- The Giver