Giveaway

Jokes

Did you hear about the raffle that a local necrophiliac club was having? They were selling a lot of tickets until the cops shut them down on the grounds that it's illegal to sell parts of a corpse.

Ironically, the police never would have found out about it if the title wasn't "A Dead Giveaway"!

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Do you know what the definition of a will is?

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I have a doppelganger named Jake and we look so alike that no one who has seen us online can tell us apart except for one big giveaway

The real Jake is always in the comments

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Guys I just recently bought a iPhone XS max 512GB, my son dropped it and it shattered. Anyways I'm doing a giveaway!

The kid is 7 years old, ugly, thin and very short.

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I won 1 million from a giveaway

Don’t know what I’m going to do with all these teddy bears though.

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What is the definition of a Will?

C'm on guys, it's a dead giveaway.

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Why were the police so sure it was the morgue handing out bodies every night?

It was literally a dead giveaway.

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I am doing a cup giveaway.

Sends me pics of your dicks and I'll see if I have something that fits you.

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I am doing a bra giveaway.

Send me pics of your boobs and I'll see if I have something that fits you.

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Whats the definition of a will?

come on guys, its a dead giveaway

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They tried to hide the yard sale at the cemetery but failed miserably

It was a dead giveaway

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What's the definition of a will?

Come on guys it's a dead giveaway

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Whats the definition of a will?

come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

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Did you guys hear about the mortician getting arrested?

I didn’t see what he was selling, but apparently it was a dead giveaway.

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Whats the definition of a will?

C’mon guys it’s a dead giveaway

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What is the definition of a will?

Come on guys it's a dead giveaway

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Can anyone guess the definition of a will?

Come on guys, it’s a dead giveaway

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Yo guys don't know what a will is?

Come on, it's a dead giveaway.

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Whats the real definition of a will?

I hear it’s a dead giveaway

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I bought a iPhone XS Max today and my son dropped it. But anyways Im doing a giveaway.

He’s eight years old, skinny, short hair, and lazy

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I always suspected that my neighbors had weird traditions, and it was confirmed when I saw them donating their deceased

It was a dead giveaway

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Just heard a radio giveaway for books on the start of the american revolution ...

... of course T's & C's applied.

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What's the definition of a will?

Come on guys, it's a dead giveaway!

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Whats the definition of a will?

A dead giveaway.

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I wasn't sure if my uncle had died until I went to the reading of the will

It was a dead giveaway

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I recently bought a new Rolex and my son dropped it and broke it. Anyway,I am having a giveaway

The kid is 9 years old, tall and cute.

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I recently bought a 256GB iPhone X, my son dropped it and the screen shattered. Anyway, I'm doing a giveaway.

The kid is 8 years old, cute, thin and not very tall.

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I just entered an online giveaway, and I'm aware most that of them seem sketchy because they never reveal the winners of the giveaway. Though I've got a lucky feeling about this one...

I earned four extra entries after submitting my personal email, phone number, social security number, and my address.

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Whats the definition of a will?

Come on, it’s a dead giveaway.

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I recently bought an IphoneX.My son accidentally dropped it and the screen shattered.Anyways i am doing a giveaway!

The kid is 8 years old,cute,thin and not really tall!

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What's the definition of a will?

It's a dead giveaway.

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Does anyone here know the definition of a will?

C'mon guys it's a dead giveaway

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What's the definition of a will?

Come on, it's a dead giveaway.

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What do you call a will?

a dead giveaway

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What's the definition of a will?

It's a dead giveaway!

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What is the definition of a will?

C'mon. It's a dead giveaway.

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TIFU by presenting a subscriber giveaway to the wrong account

whoops wrong sub

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Fallout 4 giveaway!

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Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

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A will is a dead giveaway.

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TIFU by not completing a required step in winning a boat on a Youtube giveaway

Oops, wrong sub...

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What's the definition of a will?

(Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)

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Did you hear about the people holding a raffle with the prize as a coffin?

It was a dead giveaway.

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What's the definition of a will?

Come on you guys, it's a dead giveaway!

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How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

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Do you know what a will is?

C'mon! It's a dead giveaway.

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What's the definition of a will?

Come on guys it's a dead giveaway

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What's the definition of a will?

(It's a dead giveaway)

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So I know a joke you can tell Native Americans...

Hopefully none of them giveaway the punchline.

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Hey, whats the definition of a will?

come on guys, its a dead giveaway

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