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To kill a millennial

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"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse.

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over 20 years I've never laughed at a patient."

"OK then," said Bob who then proceeded to drop his pants, revealing the smallest penis the nurse had ever seen. In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tr


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Where do noses go get lunch?

Booger King



Courteous to my 7 years old.
She says she makes up this joke, not sure if it's true. But I did giggle when she told the joke.

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A man is stood in the 10 items or less shopping checkout.

The girl in front of him turns around and looks in his basket. He has a 4 pack of beer and an indian meal for 1.
She smiles at him.
He looks in her basket and sees a small bottle of wine and a Chinese meal for 1.
He says to her " You're single aren't you"?
She gives a girly giggle and says "Yes, how can you tell"?
He replies "Cause


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Zoo keeper asked me if I wanted to take a photo with a panda

I said yeah . She asked how many ? I said 2. Where’s your second ? I said you’re my second . We both giggle but I’m still single .

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What is the only answer that wont make you giggle?

This one.

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I just got banned from the National Zoo for making a parrot giggle...

... its polly tickle correctness gone mad!

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Joke from my 8 year old foster kid: how do you make an octopus giggle?

Ten tickles.

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The monkey and the Lion

Deep down in the depths of the jungle, the fierce lion roared at the monkey who had just made it up his tree.

"Oh monkey why won't you come on down !" He roared .

"NO, your going to eat me!"

"I'm not little monkey, I'll ask tiger to tie my front paws up. "

The lions friend comes along and ties his f


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"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse

"I'm a professional. In over 20 years, I've never laughed at a patient."

"Ok then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width it was the same size as a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle but it just came out. Feeling very


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Another joke I just thought of :)

What award do drug dealers win?

A GRAMmy

(I made myself giggle at this one)

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A World War II pilot is reminiscing before school children about his days in the air force.

"In 1942," he says, "the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember, " he continues, "one day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these fokkers appeared.

(At this point, several of the children giggle.)

I looked up, and right above me was one of them. I aimed at him and shot him down.


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Turn my frown upside down

Please make me giggle

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A British tourist visits a brothel in Germany

Geoffrey, a middle-aged British tourist on his first visit to Germany finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more e


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A Rednecks love life

A Redneck was having sex with his sister when she started to giggle. After a while he finally stops and asks her:
“Alright what gives?”
“You fuck like dad!” She announces
“That’s what mum said!” He replies

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A British tourist visits a brothel in Germany

Geoffrey, a middle-aged British tourist on his first visit to Germany finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more e


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A man moves from Scotland to the US and attends his first baseball game.

After a base hit he hears the fans roaring, "Run! Run!"

This happens 2 more times with a single and a triple.


The next batter holds his swing at three and two and as the umpire calls,"Walk."  The Scotsman stands up, yelling,  "RRRun, ya bahstard, rrrun!" All the surrounding fans giggle so he sits down, very much confused.


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Why do gnome giggle when they run?

Because it tickles their balls.
(don't get me started about female gnomes)

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What do dwarfs giggle when they play soccer?

The grass tickles their balls

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Are you single?

A man is queuing at the 5 items or less checkout. The girl infront of him turns around and looks in his basket. He has a 4 pack of Heineken and an Indian meal for one. She smiles at him. He looks in her basket and sees a small bottle of wine and a Chinese meal for one. He says to her "you're single aint you?". She gives a girly giggle and says "yes, how did you know?". The


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A drunk Scotsman stumbles out of a pub on a windy Saturday night...

...halfway home he passes out on the street, and a gust blows his kilt up, exposing his privates.

Next morning a flock of little old ladies are on their way to church. They see him in all his indecent glory and are aghast. The bravest one pulls a length of blue ribbon from her purse, tentatively approaches, and carefully ties it in a bow onto his tallywhacker. They all giggle and


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How do you make a squid giggle 10 giggles?

You give him 10 tickles (tentacles)

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What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.


I know it's old but I remembered it today and it made me giggle like an idiot on the bus.

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Before my prostate exam...

The doc asked me if I wanted some laughing gas to relax. I asked him if he thought it was necessary. And he said, "Not really. I just do it for shits and giggle."

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A man is testing which of his puns would make people laugh

He tried his first pun. No laughter, not even a snigger.
He then tried his second, he was sure this one would at least get a giggle. It didn’t.
He proceeded to try his other eight puns, to see if ANY of his puns got a positive reaction.

No pun in ten did.

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Why do Leprechauns giggle when they play football?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Why do leprechauns giggle when they football?

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"Mom, don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital..."

"Giggle, you've been a doctor for 9 years. Stop opening every conversation with that line."

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I live near an amish community..

some of the girls my age think I'm handsome and I guess they didn't get the memo that they're not supposed to act interested because they giggle all the time and act bashful instead of ignoring me and playing hard to get. It's almost like they're a couple years behind the times.


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A German tourist visits a brothel in Britain.

Johannes, a middle-aged German tourist on his first visit to the UK finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more exp


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A British tourist visits a brothel in Germany

Geoffrey, a middle-aged British tourist on his first visit to Germany finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more e


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Whats your favorite Trump Jump?

What are your most favorite jokes about Donald Trump?
Seriously I want all of them. Here are a lot of them, however I would like you to bring them all on here. I´m happy and ready to giggle :D

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A sad, fat black guy finds a genie...

His three wishes were:
1. To be white
2. To be skinny
3. To be surrounded in pissy
...
He gets turned into a tampon

My girlfriend told me this joke and it made me giggle... She doesn't Reddit. So hey, why not?

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Everything is funnier...

Everything is funnier when you're not allowed to laugh. *holds a giggle in* [http://minestatus.co/post.php?id=630]

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A nurse asked her patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor...

"In... in front of you?" he mumbles, shy.

The nurse says: "Don't worry, I've seen the naked human body before.

The man said "Not one like mine. You'd die laughing at my naked body".

"Of course I won't laugh!" said the nurse to the patient "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never


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Try To Imagine Seeing These 19 Hilarious, Depraved Bathrooms In The Flesh! Giggle Or Shudder?! iword.rocks

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Try To Imagine Seeing These 19 Hilarious, Depraved Bathrooms In The Flesh! Giggle Or Shudder?! iword.rocks

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Google "1972 Best Recording for Children."

Tell me you didn't giggle...

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A man walks up to a woman sitting alone...

...He ask her "Did you fall from heaven?"
She begins to blush and giggle and replies with a smirk "Maybe.. Why?"
"Because you look *really* fucked up."

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A group of nuns are biking one day...

and every bump they hit they all giggle. Finally the head nun turns around and yells, "Ladies, if you don't stop that laughing we're going to have to put the seats back on!"

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Two peanuts were walking down the street....

And one was a salted.

old I know but i still giggle

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Old but still funny (slightly NSFW)

Little Johnny Came Down For Breakfast One Morning And Asked His Grandma.
“Where are Mom And Dad?”
Grandma Replied: “They’re Up In Bed”
So Little Johnny Started To Giggle Ate His Breakfast And Went Out To Play.

Then He Came Back In For Lunch And Asked His Grandma.
Little Johnny: “Where are Mom And Dad?”
Grandma Rep


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What if, you only have 15 minutes?

There are these two nude statues, man and woman, standing across from each other in a secluded park. A few hundred years after they've been put in place, an angel flutters down to them.

A wave of his hand, and suddenly the statues have been given flesh, and they step down from their pedestals.

The angel says, "I have been sent to grant the mutual request you bot


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Do you have straws?

A man walks into a small shop and asks the shopkeeper: "Do you have any straws?"

The shopkeeper replays: "Yes"

The guy then says: "Then put thim in your ass" and leaves.

The shopkeeper is shocked but says nothing and goes back to business.

The next day the same guy comes and asks again: "Do you have any straws?


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"Of course I won't laugh."

Said the nurse. "I am a professional. In over 20 years of working here, I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay, then," Said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width, it was almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to suppress a gi


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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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Boys Giggle when Girls Google

When searching in google, Boys type "PC overheating solutions" and girls type "My PC is overheating. How can I reduce the overheating. I need to know because it is my life."

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Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'.

Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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Why do midgets giggle when they run?

Because the blades of grass tickle their balls.

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Poor guy


The nurse asked a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor.

"Inf front of you?" He asks, shy.

The nurse says: "Well no, but I've seen the naked human body before. The man said, "Not one like mine. You'd die laughing at my naked body."

"Of course I won&#


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