LongThe bull is scaring the cows.
Billy, a city boy, goes to visit his grandpa on the farm.
On his first day there, he goes to his grandfather: "Oy, gramps, your bull is fucking the cows."
"Oh my goodness, Billy! We don't talk like that here! We use the gentlemanly 'the bull is scaring the cows'."
"Yeah, whatever gramps."
On the second day, Billy comes in
What do you call a gentlemanly country tipping its fedora?
Two Scottish Golfers...
...are about to putt on the 16th green, next to a road. Just as one of them is about to line up his putt, a funeral procession passes by.
As the hearse draws near, the man rights himself and removes his hat as the procession passes. He then puts his hat back on and goes to line up his putt.
His friend says "Goodness, that was really honorable and gentlemanly like.