A week from today, I'm going to an event at a dog genetics testing facility.
It's called the Labor Day Labrador Laboratory.
A young boy is having trouble at school...
So his science teacher calls the child's parents to arrange a parent-teacher conference.
At the conference, after discussing the matters of the boy, the father asks, "how is he doing on his tests?"
"Well," replied the teacher, "he got a 98% on his genetics test."
"Is that so?" Exclaimed the father.
What award did Gregor Mendel receive for his work in the field of Genetics?
The Nobel Peas Prize.
Did you hear about the baker who was trapped by genetics
He was in-bread.
Genetics tells you why you look like your parents
And if not why you should
My friend was going bald
So I asked him, "Who's your barber, genetics?"
I need jokes that involve DNA, meiosis, Genetics, or Evolution
Why is "Dick" short for Richard?
So my genetics professor reported this morning that diarrhea has a genetic basis
According to her, it runs in our jeans.
Why do Jews have large noses?
Genetics, obviously... you asshole.
My professor, Mark, jacked off on my genetics exam.
I didn't pass, but I got partial Marks.
A doctor visits an Indian tribe...
So a doctor visits a tribe of indians, when the chief of the tribe goes to him and tells him:
"Look, doctor, a white baby was born in tribe. How can there be white baby if we all indian?"
The doctor proceeds to tell him: "Well, you see, anything is possible in genetics. See that herd of sheep over there? They are all white, but in between all of them, there is a black on
Pharmacists don't have a Genetics subject all throughout their course...
But they have *generics*
ba dum tss
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Well, it all depends on it's diet, gender and I assume genetics. A male Polar bear usually weighs about 875 to 1360 lbs and a female about 460 to 680 lbs.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?
The Nobel Prize in Genetics.