Gazelle

Jokes

Did you know the average gazelle can jump higher than a two story house?

This is due to the animal’s extremely powerful hind legs and the fact that a house can’t jump.

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A hyena walks up to the check in counter in an airport...

... and throws a rotting gazelle onto the desk. The counter person shouts "what is this?" and the hyena says "it's my carrion".

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Buzzards on a plane

Two buzzards were at the check in counter at their local airport answering the usual questions. The desk agent finally noticed the piece of rotting gazelle they had brought with them.

"Are you going to check that?" the agent asks.

"No. That's my carrion."

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King of the jungle

A lion strolls proudly through the jungle. He happens upon a monkey and roars: "Who is the king of the jungle?!" The monkey nearly pisses himself and grovels before the lion: "You, you, lion, are the king of the jungle!" So the lion lets the monkey run off, nodding in approval. He continues his morning walk. It's his domain, after all. A lone gazelle drinking from a pond f


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The mountain gazelle is said to have the ability to jump higher than the average house

Considering houses don't jump

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I was once told I run like a gazelle

But the guy who said it was in a wheelchair, so I took it with a grain of salt.

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The Philosophical Defense Mechanism

The leopard crouches to pounce the gazelle.

The gazelle says, “Are you sure you want to eat me?”

Leopard pauses. “Uh, why wouldn’t i?”

"Well, I mean, is this what you want to be doing with your life? Do you see yourself doing this in five years?"

"What do you mean? if I eat you now, you won’t be


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Did you know a gazelle can jump higher than the average house?

Because houses can't jump.

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Zebras

One day, a Zebra was wondering if he was a white animal with black stripes or a black animal with white stripes. He shared his particular thought with his best friend, a gazelle. The gazelle told him that at the peak of the nearby mountain, an animal could ask any question to the Great Spirit and have the answer come down from heaven. So the zebra journeys to the mountain, and spends a week cli


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