I write joke after joke after joke and none of them gets any votes.
I'm like the Merrick Garland of comedians.
What's a vietnam vet Judy Garland favourite song?
somewhere over the rambo.
Made this joke last night, English is my third language, so be kind :)
I don't blame people for not wanting Merrick Garland in the Supreme Court
I would be scared too if I had to work with the Incredible Hulk in his later years.
Rules of Hawaii
Going to Hawaii and wearing a plastic garland as opposed one made with real flowers is the best way to tell everyone else you're a cheap lei