Garland

Jokes

I write joke after joke after joke and none of them gets any votes.

I'm like the Merrick Garland of comedians.

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What's a vietnam vet Judy Garland favourite song?

somewhere over the rambo.






Made this joke last night, English is my third language, so be kind :)

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I don't blame people for not wanting Merrick Garland in the Supreme Court

I would be scared too if I had to work with the Incredible Hulk in his later years.

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Rules of Hawaii

Going to Hawaii and wearing a plastic garland as opposed one made with real flowers is the best way to tell everyone else you're a cheap lei

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