I tried to land in India, I got banned from the place and sent back.
I landed in ban galore
James: 'I hear that girl who played Pussy Galore in the bond films has split her vagina open.'
Rick: 'Honor Blackman?'
James: 'No, on a dildo.'
I think these particular people deserve to die.
...I just wanted to let this joke out. I'm prepared for downvotes galore.
Fuck this guy over. Send him pics galore. He sucks dick
Sean Connery is interviewed by GQ Magazine...
and the reporter breathlessly asks his idol, "Mr. Connery your fans have three questions for you, do you drink martinis shaken or stirred?" In a deep Scottish brogue Sean Connery replies, "Shaken."
"And which do you prefer, Octopussy or Pussy Galore?" to which Sean Connery barely lets him finish the question "Pussy Galore! Man, Pussy Galore!" "La
Musical Instruments Galore
'Twas a cold day on Facebook, and all through the house.
Not a creature was posting, not even a #mouse.
The photos were set, in an album with care.
The girls were hoping someone would mention their hair.
But no one did, much to their despair.
No one really noticed, liked it, or cared.