Futile

Jokes

What's the first thing you get to hear when you enter Area 51?

"Resistance is futile."

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A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

The horse replies, "Existence is futile."

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What did the super conductor say to the electric current?

Resistance is futile

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What did the super conductor say to the electric current?

Resistance is futile

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How is a retard like a writing desk?

They can both be found in a special ed classroom, but getting use out of them is obviously futile.

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I was installing a new kitchen backsplash the other day, when I started to run low on materials...

my issue proved to be futile.

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There is always resistance,

but it is futile.

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There is always resistance,

but it is futile.

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Finding a corner in a sphere is futile.

It’s pointless

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I tried using a thesaurus to find synonyms for useless.

The result was futile.

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What did the nihilist borg say?

existence is futile

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What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

"Resistance is futile."

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A falling Borg has no terminal velocity...

...Air resistance is futile.

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So my amoxicillin is mixed with clavulanic acid...

Resistance is futile.

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After Thanksgiving a woman continually finds her husband rummaging through the fridge...

... ravenously devouring leftovers from their Thanksgiving feast. It gets to the point where she begins to get worried and asks, "Honey can you stop eating like that? You aren't even heating your food!" To which the husband replies, "Everyone knows it is futile to try and quit cold turkey!"


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Resistance is not futile...

It's voltage divided by current.

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Help me find a joke

I am arguing with a friend that a joke was(my side)/wasn't(his side) on this subreddit some time ago.

It was about how a women got his sister to bait his future husband into having sex and when he got out to the car to get his condoms he was greeted by the family and told about the test. At the end the moral was something like always keep the condoms in the glove compartment.


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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because we all want to achieve but are snuffed out in an unforgiving manner with our mangled corpse glued to the road and a futile attempt to be something more.
Another broken dream… it's omelet day boyos!

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