Furnace

Jokes

What is black and when you throw it out of a tree it breaks your furnace?

Your furnace.

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What is the result of two chickens copulating near a furnace?

A hot chick.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite word salad?

Longing. Rusted. Seventeen. Daybreak. Furnace. Nine. Benign. Homecoming. One. Freight car.

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Hitler and the Devil are bored in hell. NSFW

So the Satan and Hitler are chillin in hell. Hitler mentions "Damn dude im so bored what is there to do around here?"
Satan just says "I know exactly what to do!" and waves at Hitler to follow him.

They enter a dark room, when Satan sparks up the lights Hitler sees a huge furnace in the middle of the room! "WTF is this??" he asks, Satan just says &q


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Yo momma's so poor,

when I stepped on a lit match

in her house, she yelled

"Who turned off the furnace"!

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Why does it suck to be black and Jewish?

You have to sit at the back of the furnace.

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Snow is like the Jews ...

Won't make you feel uncomfortable as long as you have a working furnace

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Snow is like the Jews ...

No hassle if you have a working furnace.

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Snow is like the Jews ...

No hassle if you have a working furnace.

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NSFW,RACIST JOKE!Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?

The pizza doesn't scream in the furnace

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew?

They make you sit in the back of the furnace.

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Where do black Jewish people go ?

The back of the furnace.

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My furnace broke down on me.

So I'm having a housewarming party.

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My wife and I haven't stopped fighting since the furnace broke

Well, at least the arguments are getting heated

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Why would it be bad to be a black Jew?

.....you would have stand in the back of the furnace! (Just jokes guys no hate here )

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A Jew and a Lion fight in a furnace. Who wins?

The Jew because they have home team advantage.

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The cupcakes in the furnace

There were two cupcakes inside an oven. One turns to the other and says:

Cupcake 1: Man, it’s really hot in here...

Cupcake 2: OH MY GOD A TALKING CUPCAKE!

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