Fruitless

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I went to the shops to buy some apples, oranges and bananas... I came back empty handed.

It was a fruitless endeavour.

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I tried to make a lettuce head into an apple

It was not fruitless

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I've always been fruitless in my attempts to crossbreed a mango and a tangerine, until she showed up...

Apparently it does take two to tango.

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An orchard was stripped of all its apples overnight.

Police say their initial investigations have proved fruitless.

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So i know a guy who used to be a sailor.

Now he stays at home, and his wife seems to be discontent with him. So a few weeks ago, he got scurvy. I wondered, "what could possibly give him scurvy? He can just go to the store to get some produce! He's probably got food at home!"

Turns out he was trapped in a fruitless marriage.

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Went into town to get some apples.

Sadly, it was a fruitless search.

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My wife asked me to buy a king sized pillow at Target.

After a fruitless search, I replied, "As a trans madam once said to a prospective client, 'Sorry, they're all standard queens.'"


(true story, bro)

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Jim went to the store to buy some bananas and apples but they only had lettuce and cucumbers

It was a fruitless trip

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What do you call a degree in vegetableology?

A fruitless pursuit.

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Fruit flies

Getting rid of fruit flies is a fruitless endeavor

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Did you hear about the Pirate suffering from scurvy?

His attempts to cure it were *fruitless*.

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Did I tell you about my attempt to grow bananas in sand?

It was fruitless.

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I searched Florida for days looking for the perfect orange grove

But it was a fruitless attempt.

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