I went to the shops to buy some apples, oranges and bananas... I came back empty handed.
It was a fruitless endeavour.
I tried to make a lettuce head into an apple
It was not fruitless
I've always been fruitless in my attempts to crossbreed a mango and a tangerine, until she showed up...
Apparently it does take two to tango.
An orchard was stripped of all its apples overnight.
Police say their initial investigations have proved fruitless.
So i know a guy who used to be a sailor.
Now he stays at home, and his wife seems to be discontent with him. So a few weeks ago, he got scurvy. I wondered, "what could possibly give him scurvy? He can just go to the store to get some produce! He's probably got food at home!"
Turns out he was trapped in a fruitless marriage.
Went into town to get some apples.
Sadly, it was a fruitless search.
My wife asked me to buy a king sized pillow at Target.
After a fruitless search, I replied, "As a trans madam once said to a prospective client, 'Sorry, they're all standard queens.'"
(true story, bro)
Jim went to the store to buy some bananas and apples but they only had lettuce and cucumbers
It was a fruitless trip
What do you call a degree in vegetableology?
A fruitless pursuit.
Getting rid of fruit flies is a fruitless endeavor
Did you hear about the Pirate suffering from scurvy?
His attempts to cure it were *fruitless*.
Did I tell you about my attempt to grow bananas in sand?
It was fruitless.
I searched Florida for days looking for the perfect orange grove
But it was a fruitless attempt.