Frugal

Jokes

If I had a penny for every time someone called me frugal...

I'd be able to save even more

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You know whats great about being frugal?

It makes cents.

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One rule for the rich one rule for the average people. When Ingvar Kamprad regularly pocket salt and pepper packets at restaurants - it's frugal..

When I regularly pocket chocolate bars and cloths from Walmart.. it's stealing.

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As a frugal shopper, I was thrilled when I saw a great deal on used tampons. Best part?


No strings attached

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All my friends are constantly complaining that Im too frugal.

I’m not buying it.

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My friends keep insisting Im too frugal.

I’m not buying it.

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Frugal I ran behind a bus all the way home and save $2.25.

Got home and girlfriend mocked me saying had I run behind a cab, I would have saved $15.

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What do you call a brass instrument that saves its money?

A frugal horn. Sorry in advance.

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What do you call a cheap trumpet?

A frugal horn

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Fucking hell is my dad frugal. I've got a job interview coming up.

He said I should get a 3p suit.

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My friends say I'm frugal.

I'm not buying it.

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Three frugal gentlemen

Sometimes real life creates perfect settings for a joke. I simply documented it.
My first submission, please be gentle.

Messrs McNeal, Dijkstra, and Rabinowitz sit at the same table in the kitchenette during the lunch break and bitch about raising prices, low salaries and overall bad state of the economy.
Mr. McNeal says: Gentlemen, it is horrible. I know that "gree


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