A man is walking home when he stumbled upon an old lamp by the trash, seeing that it’s still presentable, he decided to rub some of the dirt off of it. A cloud of smoke began seeping through the lamp and a Genie appeared before him.
“Thank you for freeing me, I am a genie and I shall grant you 3 wishes.” the Genie said.
“Make it 4.” the man d
A man rubs a lamb and a genie comes out...
The genie says to the man “thank you for freeing me from my prison. I shall grant you 3 wishes.”
The man says “I wish I lost all senses besides smell”
The genie says “your first wish is granted. What is your second wish?”
Kinda offensive joke...
I won't lie and say my priest told me this joke. It's just a joke:
So Jesus was hung on the cross, when one of the Roman soldiers said:
"So much for the so-called Son of God, he was just a man after all"
So Jesus thought: "I'll show him!", so he turned to his right hand and calmly commanded: "Nail, out!". And the n