Freeing

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A man is walking home when he stumbled upon an old lamp by the trash, seeing that it’s still presentable, he decided to rub some of the dirt off of it. A cloud of smoke began seeping through the lamp and a Genie appeared before him.

“Thank you for freeing me, I am a genie and I shall grant you 3 wishes.” the Genie said.

“Make it 4.” the man d


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A man rubs a lamb and a genie comes out...

The genie says to the man “thank you for freeing me from my prison. I shall grant you 3 wishes.”

The man says “I wish I lost all senses besides smell”

The genie says “your first wish is granted. What is your second wish?”

*sniff*

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Kinda offensive joke...

I won't lie and say my priest told me this joke. It's just a joke:

So Jesus was hung on the cross, when one of the Roman soldiers said:

"So much for the so-called Son of God, he was just a man after all"

So Jesus thought: "I'll show him!", so he turned to his right hand and calmly commanded: "Nail, out!". And the n


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