Frazzled

Jokes

What would Pavlov recommend if your pet dog's fur is dry and frazzled, but she won't stop biting people who try to groom her?

Condition 'er.

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A frazzled looking doe stumbles out of the woods at night

And thinks to herself "I'm never doing that for two bucks again".

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A thirsty piece of string walks into a bar...

And he orders a drink. The bartender asks “Are you string? We don’t serve your kind here.”

Defeated the string walks outside only to be hit by a bus and dragged down the street and a rough trip around the block.

Beaten, frazzled, and nearly torn in twain the string walks back into the bar and again asks for a drink. The bartender looks him over and asks


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An innocent rope walks into a bar

An innocent rope walks into a bar nervous and not knowing what to expect. A fight breaks out and the rope is caught in the scuffle. Scared for his life he screams and squirms trying to run but no luck. The cops show up to arrest the brawlers and ask the rope "Son you think your some kind of badass"... With twisted legs and frazzled hair the rope replies "No sir, I'm a frayed kn


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