Frail

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Did you know Ghandi had bad breath?

They say that because of his diet he had bad breath and was very frail. He also walked everywhere barefoot, which was rough on his feet.

Guess you could say he was a **super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis**

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Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time which caused a large amount of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he had very bad breath.

Therefore this made him super calloused fragil mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Mahatma Gandhi walked everywhere barefoot.

This produced massive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him very frail. His odd diet gave him bad breath. You could say he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

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Ghandi..

Never wore shoes, was old and frail, was considered very very wise, and had terrible breath.

He was a super callused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis

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A frail old lady wanted to join a biker club...

She knocked on the door of a local biker club, and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answered the door.

She proclaimed proudly, "I want to join your biker club."

The man was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain requirements before she was allowed to join. So the biker asked her, "You have a bike?"

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A frail old lady wanted to join a biker club...

She knocked on the door of a local biker club, and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answered the door.

She proclaimed proudly, "I want to join your biker club."

The man was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain requirements before she was allowed to join. So the biker asked her, "You have a bike?"

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Blonde Goes Horse Riding

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse''s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. 
She tries to throw her arms aroun


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Mahatma Ghandi...

... an walked around barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. ...

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Two men visit a local pub known for serving animal hunters

They go in, sit down and order a drink.

While they are talking, one of them notices a frail, old man sitting alone in a corner. After a moment, he suddenly recognizes the man and nudges his friend.

"Hey, isn't that Tom Stevenson?" Says the man.

His friend looks in the direction he's gesturing. "Oh my god, it is".

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What did the comedian say when his joke about the frail mouse was responded to with deathly silence?

I really weak rat telling that joke now.

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Have you heard about the barefoot frail wizard with bad breath?

Well it's the first confirmed case of a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis

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The hair doctors on TV have never been so right, I advise those with frail hair to do the same as me, my hair has never been shinnier and healthier, even my pubes!!! Sorry that's TMI, I'm just so excited!

I tell ya, that Dr. Pedigree is the best

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No good deed goes unpunished

Like the other day when I gave up my seat to this old, frail lady, only to lose my job as a bus driver.

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My dads favorite. (Get the groan ready)

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and...with his odd diet...he suffered from bad breath.
This made him...
...a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.


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Two frail old ladies were sitting on a park bench...

Out of nowhere, a man in a trench coat came up and flashed them. One old lady was so shocked she had a stroke...

but the other was too frail to reach.

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Mahatma Ghandi

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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One evening

One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.
The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seems okay but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair.
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A man is escorted by his frantic wife to brain surgery, to have a tumor removed.

When he wakes up hes asked by the doctor how he feels.

The man says "wheres my wife" in a frail voice.

"Don't worry sir! The operation was a complete success!"

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A Story About Ghandi

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Did you know.. Ghandi, walked around barefoot most

of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.?

due to his holistic diet he ate very little which made him rather frail and, also, he suffered from bad breath…

Some would call him a super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.

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An obese man is talking to a frail thin guy,

"When I look at you, I feel the world is hit by a famine."
The thin man replies," And looking at you I feel it is you who has caused this famine."

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Mahatma Ghandi

...as many people know, walked barefoot most of the time, leading to an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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The Irish Nun and warm milk

In a convent in Ireland , the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.

One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as a gift the previous
Christmas, she opened it and po


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Much of his life, Mahatma Gandhi...

walked barefoot, which produced callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he often had bad breath.

In the end, he was a super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

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A masochist and a sadist once married..

They did not know what the other person was and like every happy married life, they did not talk about each other's feelings. The sadist hit the masochist in bed every night and the masochist cried out in happiness that his wife could cater to his needs without him asking for it. The marriage worked. Years passed, and one day the man was in his death bed. The wife asked him, "what is you


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