Did you know the founder of Levi's supported eugenics?
Yeah, he wanted everyone to have superior jeans.
My coworker listed 6 restaurants that support Donald Trump.
Meanwhile we work at Papa John's where the founder stepped down after using the N word.
I thought it was interesting what was written on the founder of Reddit's tombstone...
"Rest in Peace In-Box"
*I realize the founder of Reddit has passed away, no disrespect intended*
The co founder of PayPal has launched his own perfume.
It's called Elon's Musk.
Did you hear John McAfee (the founder of McAfee anti-virus) is facing a court case?
The trial is expected to last 30 days.
How would the founder of McAfee call himself if he was a singer?
Whose name starts with "Adolf" and ends with "ler"?
Adolf "Adi" Dassler, founder of Adidas.
The founder of Wikipedia walks into a bar.
Founder of Wikipedia walks into a bar.
The founder of Toyota wanted to name his son Yota so the he can write him a letter starting with
RJokes founder nominated for the Nobel peace prize
Because they’ve created world’s most dedicated recycling community.
Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is getting divorced from his wife
Apparently attempts to re-Kindle Fire into their relationship failed.
What did Mormon founder Joseph Smith say to Rick Astley after Rick had Rick-Rolled him?
Suck it Rick, you just got Jo Smith’d
Stanley the Secret Service agent catches ill and sees Jesus
He dies at his beloved wife Jade's side.
When he wakes up, he is at the pearly gates. St. Peter is there with Jesus. St. Peter says, "You can stay alive, if you beat Jesus at a computer contest."
Stanley agrees and they get on their computers. St Peter yells "BEGIN!" And they start.
Paul Allen, co-founder of Microsoft, and John Mc
Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen died today
Unfortunately ctrl-alt-delete will not bring him back to life.
I am sorry RIP Paul Allen.
A PayPal founder is out for walk...
A PayPal founder is out for a walk, when three aggressive geese surround him. One of them takes his phone, another his wallet, and another even pries his wedding ring off his wedding finger. They fly off to a nearby pond with the loot.
In an attempt to recover his stuff, the man quietly creeps up on the flock. He devises a plan to quietly ambush them one by one to avoid scaring off th
Now I know why AMD no longer have a fabrication lab
Jerry Sanders III, the co-founder and former CEO of AMD once said: "only real men have fabs".
Since AMD's current CEO, Lisa Su, is a women, she doesn't need a fabrication lab.
What will your posts on Facebook soon have in common with its founder?
No likes and no shares.
What do you call it when the founder of Microsoft is involved in a scandal?
Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak recently said in an interview that Indians lack creativity.
The founder of the Pizza Pop, Paul Faraci passed away today..
I wonder, will he be cremated or microwaved?
What is the founder of space x planning on calling himself when he becomes the first and only person to step on Mars?
Did you hear that the IKEA founder died?
They had trouble putting the casket together
February 7, 1938: Harvey Firestone, founder of Firestone Tire and Rubber Company, dies
Leaving his family feeling deflated
Ikea founder dies at 91.
He will be buried as soon as they get the casket put together.
Ingar Kamprad, the founder of IKEA has passed away
- flat pack coffins
- Allen key
- left over parts
- missing screws
This joke needs some assembly
So the founder of Ikea died...
Unfortunately, they can't bury him. No one can understand the assembly instructions of the Ikea coffin.
IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad passes away at 91.
Wonder if he collapsed unexpectedly at home?
Ingvar kamprad ,the founder of ikea has died
His coffin will be a flat pack with an Allen key
So today the founder of IKEA passed away...
I wonder how long it took his family to build his casket?
So today the founder on Ikea died...
Founder of Ikea's dying words
Now that Ingvar Kamprad, the founder of IKEA, is dead...
... Do we have to buy our furniture from EA?
The founder of Ikea passed away today
Did you hear the founder of IKEA died?
His lawyer is still trying to figure out the diagrams in the will.
The founder of Ikea died today aged 91
He's getting buried in a Kofin once they assemble it.
Ikea Founder Passes away
Sadly, the founder of Ikea has passed away. As a long time fan of his success and products alike, I emailed a request to the company to have arrangements made so I could possibly pay my respects and attend the funeral. Well, they responded back to me. and as much as I'd love to go, I can't figure out these damn directions and there seems to be parts missing.
IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad dies at 91.
His funeral has been postponed until his family get the screw that wasn't included with his KÖFFIN product
Why doesn't prophet muhammad - founder of the muslim faith - wear underwear?
because little girls can hear a zipper open from a mile away.
(this is in retaliation to the why dont witches wear underwear joke.
What does the founder of Playboy say when he gets wrongfully imprisoned?
'Hugh Hefner right to do this!'
The founder of the Hokie Pokie died the other day
His funeral was a fiasco. First they tried to put his right foot in...
I'm not sure if the founder of such a notorious website such as 4chan should be working for Google...
... but I guess it's just a moot point
The founder of North Face died of hypothermia today...
I think most people wouldn't know me...
I'm Manoj Bhargava, founder of 5 Hour Energy...
(no insult to "the billions in change" campaign)
The founder of Chili's is having second thoughts about his divorce.
He wants his baby back, baby back, baby back...
The founder of Chili's is having secong thoughts about his divorce.
The pope, a giraffe, popular hip-hop artist and music executive Eazy-E, and a man with Down's Syndrome walk into a bar
Popular hip-hop artist Eazy-E bashes the mentally retarded man over the head with a rusty pipe, and drags his unconscious body to the middle of the bar and begins violently raping him. The man's mother and father, his caretakers, sob in the background as their son is brutally violated by the former NWA member, gangster rap pioneer and founder of Ruthless Records. The Pope licks the salty tear
The founder of strepsils died this week
There will be no coffin at the funeral
What should you do if you suck at everything?
According to the founder of Crack Baby Athletic Association (CBAA), Washington Redskins (Startup Company), Parental Revenge Center etc you should work at a Thai massage parlour.
Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."