Fornication

Jokes

Showerthought: Jesus made a list of sins that would keep you out of heaven and started it with "fornication." The apostles decided to put this list into the book of Corinthians.

6:9

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In the bible, Jesus gives a list of different sins that would keep you out of heaven, and at the top of the list was fornication.

Corinthians 6:9

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Did you hear about the girl who had sex with the members of the Red Hot Chili Peppers in Los Angeles?

It was Cali-fornication.

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In medieval Britain it was illegal to have sex without the Kings permission.

Those that were granted their wish put “Fornication Under Consent of the King” on their door

And that my friends... is where the word we all know and love came from.

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What do Daenarys Targaryen and the Red Hot Chili Peppers have in common?

They're both dream of khal-fornication.

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Heard this one 20 years ago in India

At Sunday mass in a small coastal town, the preacher decides to address the increasing promiscuity of the locals. People were beginning to have more and more pre-marital sex, more children were being born out of wedlock and the number of teenage mothers was on the rise. The fact that it was a tourist spot also meant that one-night flings with visitors was now commonplace.


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