Formulate

Jokes

Anyone got some good joke ideas?

So my friend broke both of his arms hopping over a small fence and I found it absolutely hilarious and I want to take the piss out of him but I have no idea how to formulate a joke about breaking both your arms so I thought this could be a cool challenge to put forward to you guys.

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Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body?

Hairoin

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