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Correspondence is difficult

My main issue is that I'm never quite sure what is the correct way to address an envelope. Should I say "Hello Miss Envelope" or "Greetings Miss Envelope" or perhaps "Dear Miss Envelope". Also I'm not sure if "Miss" is too presumptuous. I'm reasonably certain that she is a single envelope but I wouldn't want to provoke any anger with a


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