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Youll lose your bank deposit at ...

Wells Forgo

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Why did the Venezuelan prostitute forgo accepting payment up front?

Because it was worth more by the end of the session.

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I've decided to completely forgo Thanksgiving leftovers this year.

I'm quitting cold turkey.

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A 92 year old man decides to buy his wife some sexy lingerie for Christmas...

So he goes to Victoria's Secret and buys the sexiest, skimpiest outfit they sell. Christmas Eve comes along and the man decides the time is right to present the gift to his wife. She skillfully removes the wrapping paper, opens the box and is shocked (and titillated) to see what lay inside.

"Why don't you try it on?" the man suggests.

The woman rushe


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