Forged

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My English friend asked if he thinks he could get elected President of the USA

I said sure...we just need to find the same person who forged Obama’s birth certificate

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"Grow a pair!" The man said as he bravely forged ahead

"I already did!" The woman said as she cupped her boobs

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Benny Rosenthal got into the hobby of blade-smithing after becoming a fan of 'Forged in Fire.'

He soon grew proficient enough to give his creations away as presents. So, when invited by his sister's family to their Seder, he brought over a newly forged raindrop pattern Damascus chef's knife.

Proudly, Benny presented the blade to her entire family as a special 'Passover knife.' But her youngest child could not understand why a special knife would be needed


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Did you hear about the allegations on the forged distillery?

Sorry, fake brews.

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What did the prosecutor ask the judge when he discovered the defendant forged his passport in order to compete in the spelling bee?

"What is the country of origin? Could you use it in a sentence?"

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What did the prosecutor ask the judge when he found out the defendant forged his passport in order to compete in the spelling bee?

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Detroit folks were stunned


Michigan State Police have announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers, 2 tons of heroin, $12 million in forged bills and a ring of 14 prostitutes, all in a housing project behind the Detroit Public Library.

Detroit folks were stunned.

A community organizer said


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After a flood of forged financial documents from a small eastern european country, an urgent warning was issued by banks worldwide

CHECK CZECH CHEQUES

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What did the smith call the hand shears after he forged them into a sword?

Ex-calipers.

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