Forceful

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Whats the difference between biting your nails, and Frodo with a rape charge?

Ones a force of habit, one's a forceful hobbit





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I think I figured out this whole Trump Putin Thing

Putin is actually Shaggy.

Trump: Did you mess with our election?

Putin: It wasn't me.

Trump: Did you access Crimea?

Putin: It wasn't me.

Trump: My intelligence says so.

Putin: It wasn't me.

Trump: You're even helping out Assad.

Putin: It wasn't me.


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What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

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