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Two friends, Bob and Sam, are bored are sitting around the house. Bob asks Sam do you want to play a game?

**NOTE: This joke only really works in person and told to a group of people. **

Sam says "Ok, what's the game?"

Bob replies, "I'll blind fold you and put something up your butt and you have to guess what it is."

Sam hesitantly says, "umm ok" and puts a blind fold on and stops his pants.

Bob goes to the kit


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The advantage of easy origami is...

Two fold...

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When should you fold your nuts?

If the situation changes after the flop.

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What do our use to blind fold Asians?

Floss

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Roadside sobriety tests are getting ridiculous!

Last night I had to fold a fitted sheet!!

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Ive got this new hobby. I pay for the services of multiple prostitutes, but I do NOT have sex with them. I just place them together and fold them into interesting shapes like cranes and flowers.

It’s called Whore-a-gami.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his broken Samsung Galaxy phone in a poker game?

He didn't know how to fold.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his broken Samsung Galaxy Fold in a poker game?

He didn't know how to fold.

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With all the reports on broken Samsung Galaxy Fold, buying one becomes a real gamble.

You gotta know when to fold them.

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From all the recent negative feedback about the broken Samsung Galaxy Fold

I was surprised at how the problem unfolded.

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Last night I played Origami poker

Things were going great, until I had to fold.

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Apparently you could fold the new IPhone now

Granted, you cant use it afterwards but you could fold it

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Why are origami artists bad at poker?

They fold every hand

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I just figured out how to make my dick 12 inches long

Fold it in half

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I used to have an origami business...

...but I had to fold it. Y'see, it was too heavily affected by cuts. Plus, there was just too much paperwork.

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I found out a way to make my dick 12 inches long...

Fold that motherfucker in half.

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A man watches a nightmare scenario unfold on an airplane...

A man sitting on an airplane notices an extremely fat belligerent couple board his airplane. They both squeeze down the aisles, slapping people in the head with their baggage and yelling to each other about this horror show of a marriage.

The both sit down on either side of a poor soul in front of the man watching. The entire flight they are reaching to each other to hand lotion and


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I found a way to make my penis 12 inches.

Fold it in half.

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So a water bottle gets an email...

from a prince in a faraway land. He is offered a "great reimbursement" if it can forward 500$ today to help a discrepancy with a native bank and will be payed 5 fold in the near future.

The water bottle considers this to be a great opportunity! He forwards all the money not knowing that it was a big scam. Of course no money came, the poor guy was just too damn recy-gullible.


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Fellas, I found a way to make my penis 8 inches.

Fold it in half.

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I found a way to make my dick 12" long

All i have to do is fold it in half

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A black man kept winning all the poker games at his local casino in Montana... Everyone would always fold when...

...he played the race card!

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I finally figured out how I can make my dick 12 inches long!

I just fold it on the middle...

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I've discovered the trick to making my penis 12 inches long...

just fold it in half.

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I finally found a way to make my dick 9 long.

Just fold it in half.

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A Guy Gets Home From Playing Poker....

...and says to his wife, "Pack your bags. I just lost you to Frank in a Poker game."

She indignantly exclaims, "How could you do such a thing?"

"It wasn't easy," he replied. "I had to fold a full house."

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I found out how to make my dick 7 inches

Fold it in half!

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Want to know how to make my penis 12 inches?

Fold it in half.

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What's the fastest way to double your money?

Fold it in half

^^....I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out

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I found a way to make my penis 12 inches...

Fold it in half.

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Every time I fold laundry I contemplate becoming a nudist...

...then I remember what I look like naked and keep folding.

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The price of paper is getting so high!

At this rate my origami business is going to fold

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How do you blind fold an Asian?

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"Hey, can you fold shirts?"

"No, but I can sweat pants."

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I figured out how to make my penis 12"...

I just have to fold it in half.

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I figured out how to make my penis 8 inches

Fold it in half

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Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

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Father Rooney told us he figured out how to make his penis 12 inches

Fold it in half.

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What do you get when you fold 1000 negroes in lake?

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Figured out how to make my dick 1mm

Fold it in half

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Mbius is dealt a pair of threes...

"Man, I fold."

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I failed my origami course

But it was not my fold

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Two gay guys when the power goes out NSFW

Two gay guys are at their apartment when suddenly the power goes out.
One guy looks at the other and says "well what do we do now?" The other says "Let's play a game. I'm going to blind fold you, stick something up your butt and you tell me what it is". The other guy agrees.
So they put the blind fold on and the guy doing the inserting grabs a broom and st


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Joke from Leonardo Da Vinci

>A priest, making the rounds of his parish on Easter Eve, and sprinkling holy water in the homes as is customary, came to a painter's room, where he sprinkled the water on some of his pictures. The painter turned round, somewhat angered, and asked him why this sprinkling had bestowed on his pictures; then said the priest, that it was a custom and his duty to do so, and that he was doin


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I'm going to write a book about poker and making omelettes...

I'm going to call it "Knowing the Right Time to Fold"

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Baby give me your big hot load, of laundry...from the dryer. Ill fold it for you.

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If I wanted a 12 inch dick

I'd just fold mine in half

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If I wanted a 12 inch dick

I'd just fold mine in half

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I wish my laundry was more like protein...

so it would fold itself!

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I wanted to fold the toilet paper and use it again...

but felt that it was too tainted

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