Apparently my weather app thinks 3-4 inches of snow is a "flurry".
Well, I'm going to give my girlfriend a flurry of dick tonight!
A man walks into a bar, sits down and starts complaining about immigrants...
The bartender is put off by this, but the man is big and looks violent so he just shrugs it off and keeps working. After a few more drinks, the man’s complaints become louder and more explicit. A brown gentleman from another table comes over and tells the man he’s had too many and needs to leave.
“Get out of my face Indian!” The man responded.