How do you make Finnish summer soup?
Serve some Koskenkorva on a flowery plate.
So Ole walks home to see Lena sitting naked on the bed...
...and Ole asks her "What are you doing sitting on de bed nekked?"
Lena replys crying "Because I have nothing to vear!"
"OH DATS NONSENSE!!" Ole exclaims. "Here, let me show you"
He walks over the closet and flings the door open.
"See", he says, "Here's a red dress, here's a blue dr