Flirtatious

Jokes

A male midget....

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Danielle Bregoli went to a Halloween party dressed as a check

About 20 minutes later, some guy dressed as Bigfoot decided to hit on her. He came up and said, "Shall we go to the bank later and make a deposit?"

Danielle then takes the guy by the hand and they both go over to a couch in the corner. She sits him down holding his hand. She look deep into his eyes and with the most gentle flirtatious voice, she says,

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A Game Hunter in the Woods

A Game Hunter is wandering through the Forrest with his Gun. While on the hunt he finds a Gorgeous woman Naked and on the ground. The man walks up to her and asks: "Excuse me miss, are you game?"

The woman looks back at the man with a flirtatious smile and says: "I sure am"

So he shot her.


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My girlfriend was being flirtatious and asked me, Goddamn, why am I so attracted to you?

“I dunno”, I said, “...somebody had to be sooner or later”

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What do flirtatious cats say to one another?

Meow-chicka-meow-meow

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My girlfriend wanted me to be more flirtatious...

So I said, "I want to make you the 'U' in 'TIFU'"

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What's the difference between a lazy overeater and a flirtatious emo?

One is Sloth the Gluttonous the other is Goth the Sluttiness.

Yep made that up on the way home today... Sorry.

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