A male midget....
Danielle Bregoli went to a Halloween party dressed as a check
About 20 minutes later, some guy dressed as Bigfoot decided to hit on her. He came up and said, "Shall we go to the bank later and make a deposit?"
Danielle then takes the guy by the hand and they both go over to a couch in the corner. She sits him down holding his hand. She look deep into his eyes and with the most gentle flirtatious voice, she says,
A Game Hunter in the Woods
A Game Hunter is wandering through the Forrest with his Gun. While on the hunt he finds a Gorgeous woman Naked and on the ground. The man walks up to her and asks: "Excuse me miss, are you game?"
The woman looks back at the man with a flirtatious smile and says: "I sure am"
So he shot her.
My girlfriend was being flirtatious and asked me, Goddamn, why am I so attracted to you?
“I dunno”, I said, “...somebody had to be sooner or later”
What do flirtatious cats say to one another?
My girlfriend wanted me to be more flirtatious...
So I said, "I want to make you the 'U' in 'TIFU'"
What's the difference between a lazy overeater and a flirtatious emo?
One is Sloth the Gluttonous the other is Goth the Sluttiness.
Yep made that up on the way home today... Sorry.