Flipper

Jokes

A mother walrus is lecturing her child

wagging her flipper, she lectures "you shouldn't be selfish, after all it's walrUS, not walri.". The child walrus, thinking walrus was a Latin word, is naturally confused.

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A penguin takes his car to the mechanic because it has been running rough.

The mechanic tells the penguin that he can check it out to see what the problem is but it will take sometime.

The penguin says "okay," and he heads to the soda shop across the street and gets a soft serve.

After about an hour the penguin goes back to the auto shop. He ask the mechanic how it is looking.

The mechanic says, "it looks like you


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What do you call a Nazi sea mammal?

Adolfin Flipper

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My uncle was a fisherman in China during WW2

I asked him “What was the biggest fish you caught”

He said “the flipper flopper yok cho”

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An Antarctic penguin dreamed of travelling through the great Australian outback.

He saved up every clam he had and then swam to South Australia. He bought a cheap car and then drove north - in to the Outback. The air-conditioning didn't work, so at Coober Pedy he pulled in to get fuel and bought himself an icecream to cool down. With one flipper on the wheel and the other flipper holding the melting icecream to his chest, he pushed on up the highway, into the desert. Next


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Why was the hill destined to work as a burger flipper?

He couldnt get his grade past 40%

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin.

Again, I shall take my leave.

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What did the seal say...

to his friend when he his flipper started hurting? "Awee man :( I think I got arfritis."

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What to the seal say...

to his friend when he his flipper started hurting? "Awee man :( I think I got arfritis."

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What do you do when you see an upside down dolphin?

You flipper!

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A German, an Italian and a Newfie are sitting on a steel girder...

...hundreds of feet above the ground, having lunch. The German opens up his lunch box and lets out a groan. "Mein Gott!" he says. "Not wiener schnitzel again! I'm so sick of wiener schnitzel, if I ever have to eat wiener schnitzel for lunch again I'm going to throw myself from this girder."

Then the Italian opens up his lunch box and lets out a cry of dis


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