Flatulent

Jokes

What happened to the flatulent preacher?

He had to sit there in his own pews.

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OC What was Muhammad Alis flatulent brothers name?

Gaseous Clay

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What was the flatulent astronaut's favorite field of anthropological study?

Gastronomy.

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An elderly woman visits the doctor for, ahem, a little problem.

"You see, doctor..." and she leans in to whisper conspiratorially... "I have flatulence. But you wouldn't know it because it makes no sound and it has no odor. In fact, I'm flatulent right now. Right as we speak, I swear. To be honest I'm not sure I should even bother to do anything about it, it's such a little thing, but it's there anything you can do?"


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What do you call a flatulent homosexual boxer?

Gassius Gay

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What did the flatulent man say to the preacher during confession?

Forgive me Father, for i have wind.

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What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

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What is the flatulent fat guy's favorite song after his gf dumped him during Christmas?

Last Christmas I gave you my fart

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What do you call a strongheaded female rapper, and a flatulent Spanish woman?

One's a Queen Latifah, and one's a Queef Latina.

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