Flamethrower

Jokes

Whos the happiest person at a furry convention?

Whoever has the flamethrower!

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I had to give up on my idea to create the worlds smallest flamethrower.

It was burning a hole in my pocket.

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What happens if you fire a flamethrower at a Gay Pride Parade?

An LG BBQ!!!!!

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What do you call the bouncer at a gay bar?

A flamethrower

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What do you do if your daughter tells you she has a black boyfriend?

Take away her flamethrower.

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I think with the recent success of Elon musks not a flamethrower sales he should consider moving into a different market maybe perfumes

He could call his first brand Elon’s musk

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You can buy an Elon Musk flamethrower for $500

Who’s got that much money to burn?

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My best friend burnt me with a flamethrower once...

Fortunately, I survived because it was friendly fire.

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What do you call a bouncer at a gay club?

A flamethrower

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1. What do you call a man with a flamethrower? 2. What do you call his first victim? 3. What do you call his second victim?

1. Bernie
2. Crispin
3. Ash

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A marine looks around at the bloodshed near him...

He gets yelled at to clear a bunker so he runs up, but right before he hits the trigger on his flamethrower he stops to think. What would Jesus do? So lit their Asses on fire and sent them to hell.

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It takes a village to raise a child...

...it takes a child with a flamethrower to raze a village.

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