My friend's new flame is in a wheelchair. Despite that he is madly in love and can't stop talking about her.
Personally i find her pretty lame.
What do you call a Down syndrome person that cant be burnt?
Someone who’s flame retardant.
What do you call a gay retarded person?
An old flame called the other day
She said, come over.
Confused I said, expound.
She said, exactly.
It's 2019 now. "Flame Retardant" is not OK anymore.
Some things simply have a burning disability.
What does a flame smell like?
Burnt nose hair.
GOMER PYLE IN VIETNAM
I ALWAYS FELT THAT THE PRODUCERS OF THE OLD TV SHOW, 'GOMER PYLE' MISSED OUT ON A COMEDY GOLDMINE BY NOT SENDING GOMER TO VIETNAM.
WHAT CAN BE MORE FUNNY THAN GOMER EXCLAIMING 'GOLLLLLLLY' AS HIS FRIENDS HEAD GETS BLOWN OFF OR HIM YELLING 'SHAZAM!' AS HE TAKES A FLAME THROWER TO A VILLAGE?
Reigniting the flame
A couple in their 80s is sitting around enjoying another quiet Friday night. The gentleman had lost interest in sex many years ago, but his loving wife still attempts to reignite their flame from time to time. She has an idea that just might work. She just needs to add some shock value. So she goes in the bedroom, takes off all of her clothes, and only puts on a cape. She comes into the livin
An elderly couple tries to ignite the flame
A couple in their 80s is sitting around enjoying another quiet Friday night. The gentleman had lost interest in sex many years ago, but his loving wife still attempts to reignite the flame from time to time. She has an idea that just might work. She just needs to add some shock value. So she goes in the bedroom, takes off all her clothes, and only puts on a cape. She comes into the living roo
More like Notre Flame
Notre dame jokes aren't good
Because they all flame out pretty quickly.
More like Notre Flame.
What do you call a burning cathedral?
More like Notre Flame
More like Notre Flame!
Wanna know my favorite Disney movie?
It’s the Hunchback of Notre-Flame
I'm travelling to Paris soon...
Can't wait to visit the Notre-Flame!
I was thinking about getting flame tattoos on my wrists, going up.
Then I realized I could never be a teacher.
No firearms allowed in school.
I feel the same way about slaves as I do shirts with flame patterns on them
I don't want to be friends with anyone who owns either of them
Norm Macdonald Live!
A guy with flame tattoo sleeves walks into a building and gets stopped by security.
The security guard tells the guy there are no firearms allowed.
A guy with flame tattoo sleeves walks into a building.
Today the Nazi-dude, I live with, was not able to light the flame of the gas oven to make a pizza. I was confused.
I thought due to the history of people like him, he should know how to work with gas and ovens.
Saw a video game dance involving a naked flame in front of ass...
Title turned out to be FartNite.
Told my mother-in-law that she should leaving the building through the fire exit.
Sadly there wasn't a single flame on the other side.
Who is Pac-Mans favorite artist?
“Wokka wokka” flame!
"I got this new girlfriend from a New Age community, but we argue with each other all the time..."
"Oh, a Twin Flame..."
A flame breaks out on a short bus...
But it was quickly retarded.
Corporal Bread is patrolling through the jungle when suddenly his squad gets ambushed. An incendiary grenade lands by his feet and explodes in a ball of flame. Private Panini exclaims, "Is he dead?!"
The sergeant sombrely replies, "He's toast"
You know what really burns my ass?
A flame about 3 ft high.
A boy was taking a test a test when the examiner told him to stop, the boy continued writing on the paper to the point where the examiner gave up trying to stop him.
When the boy finished, he went up to the teacher and said ‘I’m done’ At this point the teacher told him that it was too late
The boy said do you know who you’re talking to?
The teacher said no so the boy shouted ‘Good!’, slammed the exam on the desk and ran
This was told by my gran please don’t flame me if this is a frequent repost
Why did the flame come home crying from work?
Because he got fired.
Flame Broiler? More like Lame Broiler!
The Winter Olympics flame was extinguished by snowflakes.
Gosh darn it, liberals are blamed for ruining everything nowadays.
You're mother is so stupid...
... She threw water on the computer to put out a flame war!
What happens after you place C3H5N3O9 on an open flame?
A Closed Casket funeral.
What do you call a mentally challenged homosexual.?
What do you call a mentally challenged person who plays with fire?
What do you call a mentally disabled firefighter?
What do you call a retard covered in water?
Why doesn't the gas balloon want to have a flame? 6
Because he could become a brandfare
A man was stuck in a boat with a pack of smokes but no way to make a flame so he threw one overboard.
A farmer named Jet owns a team of mules.
These mules help to plow fields and do other such chores on Jet's farm. One of these mules has a very special gift. He can breath fire. None of the villagers believed Jet when he spoke his fire-breathing mule. So, one day Jet took his mule into town to prove to everyone that he was honest about this mule. He went to the middle of the town square. As soon as a sizeable crowd had gathered arou
How to start a flame war.
Do you know what really burns my ass?
A flame about 3 feet high.
I let my Ford Explorer produce beats for Waka Flocka Flame.
Now it's a Ford Flex.
Give a man a flame, and he's warm for a day.
Set a man aflame, and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Fozzie Bear became a rapper
His rap name is Waka Waka Flame.
Did you hear about the fire at the flame retardant textile manufacturer?
Someone left the irony on...
The Germanwings plane was a lot like a small flame used as an ignition source
You know, 'cause it was a pilot light