Flamboyant

Jokes

Ive always wondered why gay people are such good swimmers

It’s probably because they’re flamboyant

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Why do gay people float

Because they're flamBOYANT

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April 15, 2019. Flamboyant Gothic redfined.

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What do you call an overly flamboyant gay man?

Anal retentive...lol

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What do you call a flamboyant asian man who likes to sleep outside?

Camp Ping

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I had a friend who was always dressed well, and could float on lava.

He was flamboyant.

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What's the difference between the Nazi salute and a flamboyant man?

45°

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What's the difference between the Nazi salute and a flamboyant man?

45°

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What's the most important property of a sparkling pink ship?

It's flamboyant.

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Why do gay guys float easier then straight guys.

Because they are flamboyant.

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What do you call a flamboyant skeleton?

A skeleton in the closet.

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So a tough guy walks in a bar...

He goes and takes a seat at the middle of the bar.

He says in a stern voice " Everyone to my left is a bunch of sissy's ...and everyone to my right is a bunch of queers "

A flamboyant voice from the back yells " I'm on the wrong side ! "

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What do you call a gay travelling salesman?

Flim-flamboyant.

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What do you call an extremely flamboyant loaf of bread?

A faggette

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I asked my flamboyant son if he was gay and he beat around the bush.

I wouldn't care if he is, I'm just pissed that I didn't get a straight answer.

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The Flamboyant Steward

On an international flight preparing to land in New York, an obviously gay steward comes on the speaker and instructs the passengers, "Okay ladies and gentlemen, please return your seats and tray tables to their upright positions because the pilot's gonna land the big scary plane real soon!"

Afterward, he walks through the first-class cabin for the routine check and se


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How would you describe a bunch of rebellious, flamboyant teeth?

Metrodental

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What do gay horses eat?

*(flamboyant voice)*

"Haaaaaaayyy!"

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