Flam

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When the titanic did a gay cruise, and hit an iceberg, why didnt it sink?

Because all of the passengers, were super flam-BUOYANT

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What do you call it when Freddie Mercury floats?

Flam-buoyant

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A lady walks into a perfumery and asks for the perfumer for his finest fragrance.

"Doobie woobie blue bop", says the perfumer.

Confused she looks around and notices that all of the bottles on the shelves are empty. "Do you keep them in the back?" she asks

"Flim flam flibidy blam", says the perfumer.

The lady sniffs the air, then looks at him strangely and asks, "come to think of it, I can't smell a


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A guy walks into a perfumery and asks for the perfumer for his finest fragrance.

"Doobie woobie blue bop", says the perfumer.

Confused the guy looks around and notices that all of the bottles on the shelves are empty. "Do you keep them in the back?" he asks

"Flim flam flibidy blam", says the perfumer.

The guy sniffs the air, then looks at him strangely and asks, "come to think of it, I can't smell


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Why are drums a fire hazard?

Because they're flam-able. Ba-da Bum tsss.

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