Fistful

Jokes

Rick and Morty are out in the jungle for an adventure.

They encounter a tiger growling at them at a close distance. Rick stealthily grabs a fistful of dirt and shouts "Run!" while throwing the dirt into the tiger's eyes. Morty complains, "Why should *I* run? It's you who is throwing shit at the tiger."

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A man in Victorian clothes just appeared out of thin air and handed me a fistful of herbs.

I think he might be a Thyme traveller.

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