Firecracker

Jokes

This 4th of July please remember it's not "firecracker"

This Independence Day, please remember it's not "firecracker," that term is very offensive to some people. It's "fire-caucasian." Thank you.

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What do computers eat for snacks?

Micro-chips


(Discovered on a Firecracker Popsicle stick)

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What do you call a white pyromaniac?

A firecracker.

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What does every parrot and pirate want in the Fourth of July?

A firecracker and some gunpowder.

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What did the parrot want in the Fourth of July?

A firecracker

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What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a ghost?

Bamboo!

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Today things are so politically correct you can't even say firecracker...

...You have to say, Bill you're fired.

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They call me the firecracker...

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A redneck goes to his doctor...

...and asks him "Hey doc, I don't want to risk having any more kids."

The doctor says "Well I would suggest a vasectomy, then."

The redneck says "That costs way too much, though. Got any other ideas?"

The doctor thinks for a minute then says, "ok, what I want you to do is, when you get home tonight, put a firecracker in


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What do you call a white man on fire?

A firecracker!

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I stuck a firecracker up the cats butt!

Mommy: Tommy, it's rectum.

Tommy: I'll say it rectum! It blew 'em all to hell!

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What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire?

A firecracker

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What do you call a burning white guy?

A firecracker

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What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

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What's a dragon's favorite snack?

A firecracker!

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Little Johnny was sitting in class...

Little Johnny was sitting in class, when his teacher asked him what he did that past weekend.

"Well", Johnny answered, "I found a frog, shoved a firecracker up his ass, lit the thing, and 'boom'!"

"Johnny," the teacher responded, "it's Rectum"

"Wrecked 'em?", said Johnny. "Damn near ki


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