This 4th of July please remember it's not "firecracker"
This Independence Day, please remember it's not "firecracker," that term is very offensive to some people. It's "fire-caucasian." Thank you.
What do computers eat for snacks?
(Discovered on a Firecracker Popsicle stick)
What do you call a white pyromaniac?
What does every parrot and pirate want in the Fourth of July?
A firecracker and some gunpowder.
What did the parrot want in the Fourth of July?
What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a ghost?
Today things are so politically correct you can't even say firecracker...
...You have to say, Bill you're fired.
They call me the firecracker...
A redneck goes to his doctor...
...and asks him "Hey doc, I don't want to risk having any more kids."
The doctor says "Well I would suggest a vasectomy, then."
The redneck says "That costs way too much, though. Got any other ideas?"
The doctor thinks for a minute then says, "ok, what I want you to do is, when you get home tonight, put a firecracker in
What do you call a white man on fire?
I stuck a firecracker up the cats butt!
Mommy: Tommy, it's rectum.
Tommy: I'll say it rectum! It blew 'em all to hell!
What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire?
What do you call a burning white guy?
What do you call a white person on fire?
What's a dragon's favorite snack?
Little Johnny was sitting in class...
Little Johnny was sitting in class, when his teacher asked him what he did that past weekend.
"Well", Johnny answered, "I found a frog, shoved a firecracker up his ass, lit the thing, and 'boom'!"
"Johnny," the teacher responded, "it's Rectum"
"Wrecked 'em?", said Johnny. "Damn near ki