What do you call an IT teacher who touches his students?

A PDF file

How do you call a teacher that touches up his students?

A PDF file

If a digital document is a pdf file, whats a digital Epstein document?

A pedo file.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

He got mugged!!

What do you call an old man who's into wooden boys?

A Gepetto-file.

What file system do Weight Watchers' computers use?

exFAT

File under unnecessary phrases: Mexican theoretical particle physicist.

What do you call a paedophilic IT teacher?

PDF File

One day the folder and the file had a race.

The folder trained very hard while the file sat back and relaxed. In the end the file won the race. The folder was very mad and accused it of file play.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it got mugged.

The autocomplete and autocorrect are so sophisticated these days that the dyslexics will go unnoticed.

They can won make lemonade out of the melon the file gave meth.

So I pirated a book series today which was zipped

When I opened, it has only one txt file with topic "best porn sites", I was like wtf.

This compressed file contains a dirty joke.

Sigh *unzips*

What do I do with this large file I want to send to you?

Zip it!

No, really... Zip it!

What's T-rex's favorite file extension?

.rar

What the file say to the Reddit?

You gonna Re-edit me again?

So, an artist, a mathematician, and a fisherman commit a crime

And I was looking at the file and it looks kinda sketchy, it doesn’t add up. There’s definitely something fishy going on.

This joke has been sent in a compressed file.

Sigh...*unzips*

My boss in the accounting firm...

...told me to return the files that I had borrowed.

I refused saying, we auditors "only *file returns, not return files*".

What do you call a teacher that touches his students?

A PDF file

How do fellow IT Nazis salute each other?

ZIP FILE!!

What do you call an IT teacher who touches his students?

A PDF file

How did the MP3 file say goodbye to the WAV file?

Audios.

Got an internship a law firm...

As one of my duties, I had to submit cases to be filed with the desk clerk at the court house. It sucked I would be waiting there all day just to file one lousy case. One day one of the partners told me a secret, he slipped me $20 bill and told me

"hand this to the desk clerk and you will be in and out in no time."

The next time I went to file a case, I slid t

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Someone should file a CPS report on Nazi germany and the Soviet Union

Because I hear their beating Poland.

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Whats the difference between a teenager and a teenager from Alabama?

The Alabaman teen’s Home Movies” file actually mean “Home Movies”

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up kids

a PDF file

I'm positive

A hydrogen atom lost it's electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police

Are you sure you haven't just misplaced it somewhere and that your electron is really lost?

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I'm positive

Why did the dead rapper not get a tax refund?

He forgot to file his XXXTENTACION

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF File

TIFU by messing my teams multi milion dollar project

So i work for this big organization that has been working on quite an important project. That is, to take a picture of a certain object.
I am a temp and my job was to move the file from our local server to a safe drive so we can move the file (yes the file is that big) to another center.
My fuck up was that i managed to drop my coffee on the server and we lost all the data.

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What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF File.

If Rolex had an app on PC what would be Its file name?

Rol.exe



Sorry for the trash pun, thought about it while walking in front of rolex

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF File.

If you search "pig" on Google Images, every image has the same file type.

They're all .jpigs.

If you send your nudes in a compressed file...

...they have to unzip to see you naked.

What do you call someone who is sexually attracted to the killing of stray dogs?

A PETA-file

What do you call a shitty animal rights activist who preys on children?

A PETA-file

I recently helped a guy named Chance H. Roberts file for divorce

He said he was a strict Catholic and his wife blew her chance.

If R. Kelly was a computer file...

He'd be a .pdf file

So there's a group of men, single-file, taking jabs at one another...

That's the punchline.

The jackass

Bob was working with John and Dave. John shouts over to Bob, "Hey Jackass, fill out that paperwork". A bit later, John shouts at Bob again, "Hey Jackass, bring me that file folder". Dave seeing that Bob was down at all the shouting went over to him and said "Why do you let John call you Jackass?". Bob said "He-aww, He-aww, He always calls me that".

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One day the head scientist of the military went to see the President of the US

"Sir, I am here to present a report on the new nerve gas."

The President scratched his head. "A new nerve gas. Don't we already have many gases that make our enemies die terribly?"

"We do sir." The scientist nodded. "This one is different, it makes men horny."

"Makes 'em horny?!" The President banged

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3 moles are digging underground in a single-file line.

The first mole stops digging and says, “I smell syrup!”

The second mole lifts up its head and says, “I smell honey!”

The mole in the back yells, “I smell mole-asses!”

What kind of file extension does Nissan use?

Datsun.

What do you call an IT teacher who touches his students?

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A PDF file.

What do you call an IT teacher who touches his students

A PDF file.

Dating a girl that has a child...

... it's like "Continuing" another dude's "Save File".