It was predictable that the target audience of fidget spinners would quickly lose interest in them.
What do you call a street hooker with cerebal palsy?
A fidget spinner!
What do you get when you break a fidget spinner in half (Original content) ?
You get a
If they put Jesus on a fidget spinner...
Would he have died for our spins?
How is a fidget spinner like the cause of my father's heart attack?
It was all the rage last year.
How many fidget spinners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
**None because it's always lit fam**
Fidget spinners are useless
Says the generation that bought 1.5 million pet rocks.
Fake news is nothing...
Compared to the 8 million people who died from fidget spinners in New York last year.
What do you call a little person with ADHD in a washing machine?
Midget fidget spinner
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A boy is struggling with his exams...
He catches a lucky break when, as he is walking home one day, he finds a mystical lamp on the side of the road. He rubs the side of the lamp and a genie pops out.
"You may have any item you desire, simply name it." The genie says.
The boy thinks for a second then exclaims,
"I'd like some kind of concealable item that will grant me infinite wisdom."