Fidget

Jokes

It was predictable that the target audience of fidget spinners would quickly lose interest in them.

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What do you call a street hooker with cerebal palsy?

A fidget spinner!

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What do you get when you break a fidget spinner in half (Original content) ?

You get a

Midget Spinner

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If they put Jesus on a fidget spinner...

Would he have died for our spins?

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How is a fidget spinner like the cause of my father's heart attack?

It was all the rage last year.

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How many fidget spinners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

**None because it's always lit fam**

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Fidget spinners are useless

Says the generation that bought 1.5 million pet rocks.

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Fake news is nothing...

Compared to the 8 million people who died from fidget spinners in New York last year.

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What do you call a little person with ADHD in a washing machine?

Midget fidget spinner

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Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive: Press 1 repeatedly.


If you are co-dependent: Ask someone to press 2 for you.


If you have multiple personalities: Press 3, 4, 5 and 6.


If you are paranoid: We know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.


If you are delusional: Press 7 and your call will


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A boy is struggling with his exams...

He catches a lucky break when, as he is walking home one day, he finds a mystical lamp on the side of the road. He rubs the side of the lamp and a genie pops out.
"You may have any item you desire, simply name it." The genie says.
The boy thinks for a second then exclaims,
"I'd like some kind of concealable item that will grant me infinite wisdom."


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