Who is the quirkiest fictional character?

All For One

If I could have a dollar for every fictional character i caught feelings for

I could afford the therapy i obviously need.

I recently made a fictional country up. It is located on an island that has a round shape up north and a westward-curved peninsula down south.

It is a colonial state.

A man found out the Bee Gees, were writing a fictional novel.

"Do you guys need any help?" he asked.

"We know how to do it!" they responded.

"Not even with the character development?"

"We know how to show it!"

Legend has it that Steely Dan was named after a fictional steam-powered dildo

Really makes you wonder about Woody Allen

Whats the difference between a generous scottish man and a unicorn

Nothing, Theyre both fictional characters

Which fictional character would you totally bang?

your girlfriend

Professor X to JK Rowling:

Professor X: "What's your power?"

JK Rowling: "I can rewrite the past of fictional characters."

Gay Professor X: "Interesting."

What food does a fictional character that can see the real world eat?

Cereal (seereal)

My wife recently asked me: "Hypothetically speaking, if you could have sex with any person in the world, whether real or fictional, who would you choose?"

Apparently, 'Karen' was not the right answer.

How do you execute a fictional character?

By nailing him to a cross.

My sex life is like the show Magic Schoolbus

I take chances, make mistakes, and get messy.


Also, it's completely fictional.

I got kicked out of the library...

Apparently womens rights dont belong in the fictional section

I got kicked out of the library

for putting a feminism book in the Fictional section.

What is Donald Trump's favorite fictional character?

Wall-E

A son ask his dad to explain the difference between reality and fiction.

Dad: It's complicated but let me try to explain. Honey, would you sleep with the neighbor for 100,000$?

Mom: Yes of course because I know we need the money.

Dad: Very good. Alright now Tasha, would you have sex with the neighbor's son for 200,000$?

Daughter: Yeah sure!

Dad: Perfect. So you see son, right now we would have 300,000 fictio

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

And the horse says, "I've just realized I'm a metaphysical construct within a fictional narrative and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence."

What is the best selling fictional book?

The bible.

I made a movie about hypochondria but nobody came to see it.

They shunned my depiction of a fictional affliction.

If I could spend a night with any woman, real or fictional

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Fictional creatures started their own newspaper

I thought it was going to be all fairy tales, but it was pretty imp-press-ive.

Which fictional lawyer has he smallest penis?

Fatticus Inch

What do you call a sea Captain's hilarious fictional book about bellybuttons?

*A novel naval navel novel.*

Edit: I'm so sorry. I had to exorcise this shitty joke out of my head before it drove me insane.

So I was in class...

... And we were doing this hot–seat - style thing where you were a fictional character and you had to take questions from an the "Audience" (the rest of the class) and when I had finished being herbert the pervert, freaking everyone out with the accurate voice, someone decided to come on as the joker, and when an audience member said "Tell us a joke," one legendary member

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What is the difference?

Q: What’s the difference between a smart blonde and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.

I invented a fictional TV show half to entertain myself, and half because I think I might be insane.

For those who say "Jesus is the answer to everything"...

Who is a fictional superhero?

What is a fictional story that isn't fiction?

The bible. (Mercy please)