Fertile

Jokes

Fertile Wife .

wife : I'm pregnant .

husband : But the last time we had sex was like a Year and a half ago .

wife : Well , they're twins so , takes twice as long .

husband : Thankgod they aren't triplets eh ? or else it would take even longer .

wife : That's not entirely impossible either . I'm known to be very "fertile" .


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You never get a pregnancy scare with a 1010...

but the 6 is always extra fertile

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A chicken farmer goes into a bar....

A chicken farmer goes into a bar, takes a seat next to a woman, and orders a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
He turns to her and says, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating,&quo


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Are you today's date?

Because you look like a delicious fruit indigenous to the fertile crescent region

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How does a woman know if her boyfriend is fertile? NSFW

If she has to chew before she swallows.

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A man sat at a local bar and said

A man sat at a local bar and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating." "What a coincidence," said the woman next to him. I'm celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are your celebrating?" "I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "What a coi


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Why did the ancient Mesopotamian woman have a lot of kids?

Every man in Egypt had seen her Fertile Crescent.

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They say revolution breeds revolution.

Resistance is fertile.

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An Englishman, Irishman and an Iraqi were in a desert..

An Englishman, and Irishman and Iraqi were all in the desert when a genie appeared and said he'll grant each a wish. The Irishman went first and asked the genie if he would make the land in Ireland forever fertile so the crops could flourish, and there would never be famine. With a flash the wish was granted and Ireland was forever fertile. Iraqi was next and he wished for a wall surrounding


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OC A caterpillar and an earthworm had an argument

C: Everyone likes me more because I transform into a beautiful butterfly.
E: At least I make the soil more fertile. What purpose do you serve? Make it easier for others to eat you?
C: You go fuck yourself.
E: I will!

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Three Men And A Genie

Three men are all walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish,
which is three wishes in total',
says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm.
I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada'

POOF! With the blink of the Gen


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A Canadian farmer, a Muslim fanatic, and a white trash biker...

Three men - a Canadian farmer, a Muslim fanatic and a White Trash Biker are all walking together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile


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A Canadian, Iraqi and an Israeli

**** A Canadian, Iraqi and an Israeli ****

Three guys, a Canadian, an Iraqi and an Israeli are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be


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A few years back, three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie are all walking together one day...

...
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
Says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever ferti


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The genie

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the


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