Fend

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It is so frustrating when non handicap people use handicap parking! The other day I confronted a guy who was perfectly capable of walking who parked in a handicap parking spot. He got defensive and started to fight me.



Thankfully I was able to fend off both him and his wife who was in a wheelchair.

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It is so frustrating when non handicap people use handicap parking! The other day I confronted a perfectly walking guy who parked in a handicap parking spot. He got defensive and started to fight me.



Thankfully I was able to fend off both him and his wife who was in a wheelchair.

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The fender defender

I present to you the fender defender, the fender defender is a portable defender for your fender to fend off a fender bender, also it is a mender, it can mend your fend to protect against bending.

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A trainee lion tamer is about to perform

He is talking to his mentor who is telling him last minute words of advice

Trainee: What do I do if the lion attacks me?

Mentor: Use the whip

Trainee: Will there be a whip?

Mentor: Yes there will be a whip

Trainee: What if that doesn’t work what do I do then?

Mentor: Fend it off with the chair

Trainee:


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What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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I've always been corny...

When I was born, there were three storks. One to deliver me and two to fend off the crows.

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